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Song Parodies -> "Oh These Days"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Oh These Days"

Parody Written by:

Lorna Pitzer

The Lyrics

based on my impression of the music video when i saw it in a store
I got lost, couldn't find my way
My apartment is too big I say
I'll just sit in this small cramped space right here
Then I'll sit somewhere else, yay

So Oh these days I walk
Constantly
Around my entire place
Tiring
And I don't wonder why
I do this
And leave all house projects undone

But Oh these days I'll just put on
My big jacket again
Or might just wear my sweater this time
Oh time will tell, my friend

I picked stuff up, put it somewhere else
And now can't find where it is
And now I'll go out of the door
Then I'll go back inside
Oh I might take a walk one day

That's what I do these days
Oh these days
I'm sure noone is amazed
Not amazed
And you might wonder why
I do this
I don't know but it's something to do

But Oh these days I'll stand right here
In the door frame and then
Walk up the stairs to my piano
My old and trusted friend

I'll never know, no no no no no
I'll never know how much time I waste
Where is my watch, oh where it could it be
Oh where am I
What am I here after

Look for snowflakes and then I'll know to wear
My sweater and jacket too
So I won't feel too awfully cold
And I won't turn blue

So I flip the light switch off
Now it's off
And so you might scoff
You might scoff
I just go around singing a tune
Oh these days
Can't think of another, feel a buffoon

But everyday this video
Will be shown in a store
And then everyone who watches it
Will be extremely bored

Oh these days, Oh these days, I might just send a fax
Oh these days, Oh these days, or I might just go back
Oh these days, Oh these days I got used to my place
Oh these days, Oh these days, though it's in an unfinished state

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