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Song Parodies -> "Truthful Captain Planet theme"
Original Song Title:
"Captain Planet Theme"
Original Performer:
Phil Colins
Parody Song Title:
"Truthful Captain Planet theme"
Parody Written by:
Evan
The Lyrics
LIBS!
DEMS!
GREENS!
LOSERS!
WACKS!
GO NADER!
Captain Planet hes a zero,
He has the IQ of a Cherrio,
Hes Ted Turner drunkified,
and hes fighting on the liberal side!
Captain Planet, hes a wierdo,
making people think that hes a hero,
His weakness, is pollution,
I suppose going to Jersey isnt the solution!
"You'll pay for this Ted Turner!"
(chanting)
We're the brainwashed kids,
We had to watch this show,
Our liberal parents made us know,
Protesting and human shielding is what they did,
They tied themselves to trees with their kid!
"We vote, GREEN!"
DEMS!
GREENS!
LOSERS!
WACKS!
GO NADER!
Captain Planet hes a zero,
He has the IQ of a Cherrio,
Hes Ted Turner drunkified,
and hes fighting on the liberal side!
Captain Planet, hes a wierdo,
making people think that hes a hero,
His weakness, is pollution,
I suppose going to Jersey isnt the solution!
"You'll pay for this Ted Turner!"
(chanting)
We're the brainwashed kids,
We had to watch this show,
Our liberal parents made us know,
Protesting and human shielding is what they did,
They tied themselves to trees with their kid!
"We vote, GREEN!"
Let the Truth be known.
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I for one liked the show. This parody, however, sucks.
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