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Song Parodies -> "Big Night"

Original Song Title:

"Bar Fight"

Original Performer:

Phat Freddie P

Parody Song Title:

"Big Night"

Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

Don’t like the bar scene
Nor the crowded nightclub scene
I watch them Hos swing
On poles down from the ceiling

Yeah, I like it nice and tight
The girls that treat ya just right
Spend ma money there all night
Lap-dancing curves do excite

And its my big night
And it feels so damn good
Better entertained
Than hangin’ in the hood

These girls are nympho freaks
Some perform the obscene
Buy whatcha expectin?
This joint ain’t all that clean!

Sex sells and it sells very well
Got a hottie put me in a spell
Like a local, legal brothel
Brotha lets loose, lets out a loud yell

And its my big night
And it feels so damn good
Better entertained
Than hangin’ in the hood

I been couchin’ it all damn night
Money’s gone, wallet’s tight
A honey’s gonna make it right
She’s just so outta sight

And she’s horny, wants it too
She’s off and wants to screw
Rollin’ in my Lexus, no crew
Damn, this Bitch is hot- true

Imma be all on top of you…

And its my big night
And it feels so damn good
Better entertained
Than hangin’ in the hood

But wait, who’s those guys tailin’ me?
Check it, rear view mirror enemy
Ma gat I left at home you see
Oh shit, MFs are shootin’ at me

There’s no escaping what I be
My honey turned a gun on me
She’s one of them, was too easy
I’m bleedin’ out, no help for me

Tonight, no ecstasy, death for me…
Baby please, baby please, baby please…

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