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Original Song Title:

"Choose Life"

Parody Song Title:

"Choose Shite"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Choose shite
Choose shite
Choose everything you want
Choose biting, self-harming, and compact disc players
Choose rapping about being grown up
Giving a toss, tossing yourself off cliffs
Choose playing with your food
Choose Armani skirts, song lyrics, and pooing yourself
I rather choose my own life
Choose shite

Choose shite
Choose shite
Chose Meredith Brooks laughing her ass off
Choose dirty habits
Like picking your nose, playing with food
Quoting Basil Brush, watching Tracy Beaker choose doing your readers in
Choosing playing with food
And choose something else
Like breaking an indie record in half
And asking a Sean Hughes-loving Aston person about it
Then you keep it a secret

I decided not to choose shite
Choose shite

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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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