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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part XLIV-Choose Class."
Original Song Title:
"Choose Life"
Original Performer:
PF Project featuring Ewan McGregor
Parody Song Title:
"Songs Of Croft Part XLIV-Choose Class."
Parody Written by:
Ocean-Sirius
The Lyrics
Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.Lara Croft as the game's story goes was born into upper class ways, which she rejected in favour of adventuring.
Choose class,
Choose no job,
Choose to live here,
Choose large families,
Choose servants,
Large cars,
Special visits.
Choose leisure wear and brand name luggage,
Choose an expensive couch with special fabric,
Choose having no excitement to wake up to most mornings,
Choose eating out in big gardens,
Obeying a thousand upper-class rules,
Stuffing your face with expensive foods,
Choose sitting around at the end of it all,
Nothing more than a typical behaviour,
Of the stuck up brats that you sponsor and place yourselves.
Choose your future,
Choose class,
I chose not to choose class,
I chose something else.
Choose class.
Choose your future.
Choose class,
Choose no job,
Choose to live here,
Choose large families,
Choose servants,
Large cars,
Special visits.
Choose leisure wear and brand name luggage,
Choose an expensive couch with special fabric,
Choose having no excitement to wake up to most mornings,
Choose eating out in big gardens,
Obeying a thousand upper class rules,
Stuffing your face with expensive foods,
Choose sitting around at the end of it all,
Nothing more than a typical behaviour,
Of the stuck up brats that you sponsor and place yourselves.
Choose your future,
Choose class.
I chose not to choose class,
I chose something else.
Choose class.
I chose something else.
Choose your future.
Choose your future.
Choose class.
By
Ocean-Sirius.
Choose no job,
Choose to live here,
Choose large families,
Choose servants,
Large cars,
Special visits.
Choose leisure wear and brand name luggage,
Choose an expensive couch with special fabric,
Choose having no excitement to wake up to most mornings,
Choose eating out in big gardens,
Obeying a thousand upper-class rules,
Stuffing your face with expensive foods,
Choose sitting around at the end of it all,
Nothing more than a typical behaviour,
Of the stuck up brats that you sponsor and place yourselves.
Choose your future,
Choose class,
I chose not to choose class,
I chose something else.
Choose class.
Choose your future.
Choose class,
Choose no job,
Choose to live here,
Choose large families,
Choose servants,
Large cars,
Special visits.
Choose leisure wear and brand name luggage,
Choose an expensive couch with special fabric,
Choose having no excitement to wake up to most mornings,
Choose eating out in big gardens,
Obeying a thousand upper class rules,
Stuffing your face with expensive foods,
Choose sitting around at the end of it all,
Nothing more than a typical behaviour,
Of the stuck up brats that you sponsor and place yourselves.
Choose your future,
Choose class.
I chose not to choose class,
I chose something else.
Choose class.
I chose something else.
Choose your future.
Choose your future.
Choose class.
By
Ocean-Sirius.
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