Come on, drive there, come on, move there

(It stinks here) Need to go away
(From it all) Will leave soon someday
(I know we) Need new stomping ground
(So we will) Do a turnaround
(The weather) It drives you so far
(Away from) Your place, you drive your car
(The traffic) Cities are outgrown
(And I see) All those lawns unmown

(Go North) There's no hurricanes
(Go North) There's no whooping cranes
(Go North) Away from rednecks
(Go North) We'll go and listen to Beck
(Go North) Less to frustrate me
(Go North) Might start drinking tea
(Go North) We feel too high class
(Go North) For this southern crass

(Go North, this is what we're gonna do, Go North)

(Together) We will leave the hicks
(As we drive) We'll hear Stevie Nicks
(But although) There might be snowstorms
(We'll get through) And we might see Norm
(The wine's good) The people have taste
(In the south) They're such a disgrace
(So that's why) We'll be moving soon
(When we leave) They will see my moon

(Go North) Life is better there
(Go North) Much less windy air
(Go North) We might see some trees
(Go North) Less potholes on streets
(Go North) Snow in wintertime
(Go North) Where trash pickup's fine
(Go North) Where less old farts are
(Go North, We'll go no matter how far)

There where air's less smoky
And pets (and pets) not running crazy
Fewer selfish old farts
No hicks (No hicks) with trucks and golf carts

(I know that) It won't be perfect
(To live there) We'll need to inspect
(But I think) We will like it more
(I know 'cause) I've lived there before
(And we will) Still be on the East
(Still hustling) for Thanksgiving feasts
(I know I'm) Ready to leave too
(I mean it) Gonna leave the zoo

(What we're gonna do is
Go North) Life is better there
(Go North) Shake your derriere
(Go North) Where the skies don't drought
(Go North) There's rain without flooding out
(Life is better there) Go North
(There will be less cares) Go North
(Less to annoy me) Go North
(This is our destiny)
Come on, drive there, come on, move there

(Go North) Snow in wintertime
(Go North) It's cold but that's fine
(Go North) Where your lips are blue
(Go North) This is what we're gonna do
(Come on, drive there, come on, move there)
(Go North)