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Song Parodies -> "Catholic School Sucks!"

Original Song Title:

"Magic School Bus"

Parody Song Title:

"Catholic School Sucks!"

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The Lyrics

Welcome to Peter Andersson's "One Week Notice" (Week 50). This song happens to fall within the same week that I found out that Snoop Dogg (of all people) released a gospel album. I really want to turn one of his songs into a song about his true religion... Rastafarian. Stay tuned for that one...
Cursin' makes that nun mean
Whacks your ass with some plywood
Don't fling that spitball, You cretin!
Schoolmarms ruin childhood

Churchin' so you'll be saved
Prayin' she's unarmed
Flunk that test, You're worse than Satan
If you plagiarize you're scarred

That's why Catholic school sucks!
Graduate the Gospel
Sisters make Catholic school suck!
Punched a pupil too (Amen!)
Each day at this school sucks!
Don't you dare mention Allah
In our Catholic school, punk!
Shoved behinds in those pews!

Hair strands are combed so nice and neat
Commit sins and you'll need ice
Buttocks aches each time you cheat
You can't escape, Grip's like a vice!

That's why Catholic school sucks!
Filled with fright if you're far from polite
Praise God - Here in our Catholic school, punk!

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Agrimorfee - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
hee hee, a double-edged context here, Matty, since Little Richard has had an on-and-off again affinity to God. Every kid I've known who attended parochial school always turned out just a bit off, if not totally wack.
Peter Andersson - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
You nailed the line that was hardest for me, the one you've ended with "(Amen!)". Also "Don't you dare mention Allah" was inspired - I do hope too that your nuns aren't armed if any kid does that!
Chris Bodily TM - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
For shame! How dare you insult God like this! 555 paddles for you. :)
Pink Floyd Graduate - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
that's the big problem today and you nailed it. They're just money-grabbers ($10000/child per year), they have those stupid identity-robbing uniforms (and there's a fetish for that too), and they enforce outdated hairstyle standards and such. They care about CONFORMITY and they don't give a damn about student mental health, happiness and certainly not SPIRITUALITY. And you're right Agrimorfee - that's an observation I've seen too. ALL these kind of schools are such a rip-off and a rinky-dink.

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