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Original Song Title:

"Magic School Bus"

Parody Song Title:

"Magic Gold Truss"

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The Lyrics

TV Theme of the kid show popular on PBS and recently rebooted on Netflix. OS:
Walkin' on down Main Street
You sidestep to avoid dog poo
Next thing that you know, yer hurtin'
Hernia, and it ain't no good

Takin' in a pain wave
Has you seein' stars
It's a poke from your intestine
Eating too much candy bars!

Use a Magic Gold Truss
Give heed to my gospel
Put on this Magic Gold Truss
Let it work on you (wear that!)
Wear the Magic Gold Truss
Then relax in a sauna
It's the Magic Gold Truss
Brings relief to you!

So strap this thang around your seat
It will conform to your size
Now yer regimen is complete
No more need for you to cry!

Wear yer Magic Gold Truss
Regain strain--you will such pride
Come on, put on the Magic Gold Truss!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee. Works better than the Magic Copper Truss, so I hear.

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Matthias - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
It wouldn’t be an Agrimorfee song if it didn’t include doggy doo. Remember Poomaster? Are you Dogpoomaster? Lol Did your son end up helping you with this one? Hard to imagine that he knows what a truss is because I don’t even know what one is and I’m 30 lol
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Hehe, he declined to participate. Dog doo is just so malleable as a word block! (; )) A truss here is a medical device, essentially a tight fitting garment around the waist to relieve a hernia. I was a bit disheartened in my research to learn that it's generally fallen out of favor in treatments nowadays, but I had to follow my nose where it goes.
Peter Andersson - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Matthias: You don't have to feel bad, but maybe I should, because I work in medicine and my first association was "truss bridge" (and God knows where I've picked up that knowledge) so I too had to look it up. Seems a useful term though; a rhyme and near rhyme for lots of other words - don't be surprised if I use it in the future.
Chris Bodily TM - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Is this supposed to be a mashup of "Magic School Bus" and "Living with a Hernia" by Weird Al? I like it. 555

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