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Song Parodies -> "Also we have Word Salad"

Original Song Title:

"Magic School Bus"

Original Performer:

Peter Lurye

Parody Song Title:

"Also we have Word Salad"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time again hosted by Matthias.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Cuisine out of Main Street
Ain't designed to do you good
Stomach pump you might be needin'
If you eat in my neighborhood

Health Inspectors once wrote
"Eat and wish upon a star"
But the second line, and I quote
"Cos the food here's quite bizarre"

We have Garliced Walrus
Froot Loops made of nostrils
Icicles pass for cold cuts
But our Pond Scum Latte is phat
We have Grinded Mule Mush
Asbestosid Baklava
We have Meatballed Smurf Tush
With a side of Goat's Rue

You'll bite in bones that's miscreate
There are no doves in the sky
But the Hot Dogs have real meat
That you can have with Kit-Kat pie
We have Vet Shop raw nuts
That aside - try the local pride
Come down - Ask for a Vendor's Hodgepodge

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Matthias - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
The short length of the original song made this perfect for a bizarre foods type of parody for a bizarre restaurant like an insane commercial. Very funny and disgusting lines!
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
What's all this weird food stuff with you and me today?! Hehe. Nice job.
Chris Bodily TM - September 01, 2018 - Report this comment
This makes Barth's Burgery sound like The Olive Garden. (D...I heard that!) 555

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