Cuisine out of Main Street
Ain't designed to do you good
Stomach pump you might be needin'
If you eat in my neighborhood

Health Inspectors once wrote
"Eat and wish upon a star"
But the second line, and I quote
"Cos the food here's quite bizarre"

We have Garliced Walrus
Froot Loops made of nostrils
Icicles pass for cold cuts
But our Pond Scum Latte is phat
We have Grinded Mule Mush
Asbestosid Baklava
We have Meatballed Smurf Tush
With a side of Goat's Rue

You'll bite in bones that's miscreate
There are no doves in the sky
But the Hot Dogs have real meat
That you can have with Kit-Kat pie
We have Vet Shop raw nuts
That aside - try the local pride
Come down - Ask for a Vendor's Hodgepodge