Oh I was jumping off of my 96 chevy
Off to Mickey D's and get some shade
People are eating chicken
The McFlurries are chilling,
Like a large ice cold lemonade
I was feeling hungry but then something went wrong

Where is the special sauce?
Where are sesame buns?
Where are those all-beef patties?
Where have all the burgers gone?

I'm asking for a Big Mac
But someone said this to me
Today we're running out of burger meat
But we still have salad as well as chicken selects
I'd rather have somethin' else to eat
I will take a three-piece chicken select instead

Where is the special sauce?
Where are sesame buns?
Where are those all-beef patties?
Where have all the burgers gone?

I'm having somethin' different for lunch
Things are 'kay, and some clerk even noticed me
We still have french fries
We still have french fries
We still have french fries

Where is the special sauce?
Where are sesame buns?
Where are those all-beef patties?
Where have all the burgers gone?
Where are the dijon mayonaisse?
Where are the sliced onions?
Where are lettuce and tomatoes?
Where have all the burgers gone?
Where have all the burgers gone?
Where have all the burgers gone?