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Song Parodies -> "I pay all the Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Cole

Parody Song Title:

"I pay all the Bills"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Oh you get me ready in your shit stained panties
When the hell are you gonna change?
Take shelter on my front porch
This house is really so gross
You laugh and say that "I'm not your maid"
You go do the laundry
Ill pay all the bills
Where is my Jack Daniels
Where are my cigarettes
Where is my steak and bj
Why the hell is HGTV on?
I'm going to stay the evening
Kick back and watch the TV
Now go and fix a little something to eat
Oh I know your ass hurts from sittin' around house, bitch
Now go and make some dinner my sweet
You go raise the children
Ill pay all the bills
Where is my Jack Daniels
Where are my cigarettes
Where is my steak and bj
Why the hell is HGTV on?
I am trying to watch the game tonight
But you won't, but you won't even shut up.

We finally have some money,
Then you had another baby
So I took the job in Tennessee
We always see your mom
We join her at the church
I think about strangling her
almost every single day of the week
You go wash the dishes
I'll go have a beer
Where is my Jack Daniels
Where are my cigarettes
Where is my steak and bj
Why the hell is HGTV on?
Where are my Marlboros, woman
Where is my shiny lighter?
Where is my power ranger
Why the hell is HGTV on?
Why the hell is HGTV on?
Why the hell is HGTV on?
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah
Yippee yo, yippee yeah

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CML - May 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Finally, someone from our gender is talking $h*t back to Paula Cole. That was the point of this, right? … Actually, I sassed back at Paula myself with "Where Have All The Cowgirls Gone"

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