Da do it, da do it, da do it, da do it, da do it, da do it, da do it .......

Ooh, you got me ready
With your silk emboidered teddy
Why dont we have a roll in the hay?
Take pleasure from my long horn
We'll do a little MILF porn-ing
Sip a glass of cold chardonnay
I will keep it upright
While you give me a thrill
Where is my Aunt Peg?*
Where is her wailing song?
Where is my happy rider?
Where have all the cowgirls gone?

Why dont we hit the bedroom
Pretend that I'm your bridegroom
I'll raise a little something to treat
Oh, I know you're frantic
From filing all the taxes
How will you ride your stallion my sweet
You will mount the saddle
While I drop my blue pill
Where is my fun Jane?
Where is her crotchless thong?
Where are my squeeky bedsprings?
Where have all the cowgirls gone?

I am wearing my new chaps tonight
But you dont even notice me
Say our good byes
Say our good byes
Say our good byes

You finally split the teddy
When we had our seventh baby
Now that motion hurts your tender knee
You roll and show your tush
Now I climb on top and push
Most every single night of the week
I will maintain stiffness
While you raise up your rear (sigh)
Where is my Joan swain?
Where is my merry Dawn?
Where is my bouncing Betty?
Where have all the cowgirls gone?

Where is my pole vaulting gal?
Where are her flapping jugs?
Where is my O-faced ranger?
Where have all the cowgirls gone?

Where have all the cowgirls gone?

Where have all the cowgirls gone?