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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to Pay (For My Wife To Bend Over)"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Wait"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Cole

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Pay (For My Wife To Bend Over)"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

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So open up your morning thighs
Share the treasure that I prize
You know that if I am to sow inside
Must see the loving in your eyes

(Du duu du du; du duu du du; du duu du du du duuu ...)

She had two babies
One from some bum, one from me
As a whore on 44th
Every telephone ring, 'nuther numb dick swinging
As she thought, "Just a John to be served"
Oh, will my bastard come to know his father?

I don't want to pay .. for my wife to bend over
I need to know right now what will it be
I don't wanna pay .. for my wife to come over
Now am I just a John, or am I .. Hubby?

(Du duu du du; du duu du du
Du duu du du du duu .. )

She showed up in red
At the wedding Church rite
Wearing knee pads on her shins
And the whore she was, lives inside her still
So hard not to time me with her watch
Oh, the years pass by and still I pay her dollars

I don't want to pay .. for the time that I owe her
I need to know right now what will it be
I don't wanna pay .. for my wife to play Rover
Now am I just a trick or am I ..

(Spoken) Oh, so you took me to motel room
You're staring all vacant again
Believe me, I know where this leads
It turns into a job on strangers
So please come back to me, Wifey
Recall our wedding moment
And I don't want to hear about this dollar
And this dollar and this dollar bill
I get it for free now!!

So open up your whorish eyes
See the hubby that am I
You know that if I am to sow my seed
Your loving gaze is what I need

I don't want the weight .. of her life as a whore-ah
I need to know right now what will it be
I don't want to pay .. for a dive in her clover
Now am I just a job or am I ..
I don't want to pay .. for my right to enfold her
I need to know right now what will it be
I don't want to pay .. for my wife to bend over
Now am I just a jerk, or am I .. Lennie?

(Du duu du du .. Du duu du du
(Du duu du du du duuu ....)

So open up your morning thighs
Share the treasure that I prize
You know that if my life force is to bust
Your loving gazes are a must (;-D)


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 28

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Wonder Woman - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Yech! Misogynism from a needy man.
Callmelennie - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I am no more or no less needy than any other member of my gender, WW. What can I say -- we need what you've got
Kateem - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Depraved filth and du du duu dumb. Another miss by the Stupid Factory. At least it's not racism or islamophobia this time! 5-2-3
Callmelennie - October 23, 2014 - Report this comment
But you did like the pacing, right, Kateem? ;-D

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