Oh I ask you steady in my 97 Lexus
Why don't we go stretch out by the pool?
Take a rest on the ottoman
The LA smog is up again,
Is a glass of fresh squeezed cool?
- You will do the shopping if I pay all the bills.

Where is my great novel?
Where has my writing gone?
What is this WASP lifestyle?
What have the shiksas done?

I'll be back in the evening
Mother wants to see me
We'll order some Chinese food to eat?
Oh I know your headaches from running on the Tread-X
How do you take your latte. Very sweet?
- You will get the liposuction if I pay all the bills?

(Chorus)

I'm wearing a keepa, going to schul
But mother still won't speak to me.
So much guilt
So much guilt
So much guilt

We finally bought the SUV
Expecting our first baby
And I try to stick to just fat free
And I joined a big law firm
When I finally passed the bar
Almost made Mother happy this week
- You will watch Oprah while I go have a Perrier.

Where is my great novel?
Where has my writing gone?
What is this WASP lifestyle?
What have the shiksas done?
Where is my screenplay?
What has her stylist done?
What is this receding hairline?
What have the shiksas done?

This is nothing
This is nothing
This is nothing