Chorus:
K-n-i-g-h-t sabers!
K-n-i-g-h-t sabers!
K-n-i-g-h-t sabers!
Time to kill the ninja squirtles!

Stimpy:
In a nut shell, they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for war?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious
AD police and Ace Ventura are furious,
,cause they can't find the source.
Of this lethally evil force

Josh:
This is serious so give me a quarter
I was a child, get me a reporter!
Call me in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double
Have pity on Tokyo, man they're in trouble!
We need heroes like the Power Rangers
I fought the boomers , when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half a fraction,
,cause they displayed...time for action!
Chorus(2X)

Stimpy:
Now our heroes was hot on the trail
Determined to put these Genom in jail
Priss spied the bad guys and saw what happened,
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and caught!

Josh:
Yeah, she was all alone
With no friends, and no phone
Now this was beyond her worst dreams,
Cause she was concered by my pervert brother
Headed by Sylia they were anything but good
Misguided, unloved, they called them the foot
They could terrorize and be angry youth, and
They mugged the people. who needed proof?
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound!
Shouted "Evolution!" as I hit the ground
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
Stimpy:
Cause they possessed...muscle power!
Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?

Josh:
That's Hercules !
Heroes in nut shell, they're on a mission
When there's a battle got the sabers wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
I'm the guy with moves like lightnin'
I once was normal, but now I'm Cruisin'
Stimpy's the teacher so I'm the Master

Stimpy:
Adam, Matt, Amanda, and Scott,
Make up this group or they all rott.
Josh Stingray, he's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the morhper loop
Taco's the food that's sure to please,
These Stimps are into MTV
Back to the story, it's not hard to find
Jedis not just of the body but of the mind.

Josh:
These are the words that my master instructed,
But a letter from Sylia has Adam abducted
That was the last straw, back to action
Step on the foot, now they're gonna lose traction

Stimpy:
Now this is for real, so you fight for rights,

Josh:
My armor is hard so I shout, "they can't beat us" quite!
Like some old coffee table

Stimpy:
Since you were young you've been willing and able
To defeat the snake, protect the weak,
Fight for what's right and the freedom to speak
Now the villian is showin' so you take a stand
Back to the condo, put your morpher in your hand
Remember the words of your teacher, your master:
"evil moves fast, but good moves faster!"
Then light, shining for your meditation
Good versus evil equal confrontation
So when you're in trouble don't give in and go sour,
Try to rely on your...saber power!
Chorus (3X)