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Song Parodies -> "My Feet Hurt"

Original Song Title:

"Fear"

Original Performer:

Paradise Lost

Parody Song Title:

"My Feet Hurt"

Parody Written by:

Diseased Minds

The Lyrics

About ten years ago, I had a severe infection on both of my big toes caused by ingrown toenails. Since I was homeless for several years, I was never able to get them medically treated. I had the bloody, oozing sores for six years until I was finally receiving Social Security and Medicare benefits. I wrote this song as a testament to my pain and suffering, and also as a deterrent to sing to those unfortunate people who saw my feet and got totally grossed out. This song was written in 2006 after I had been suffering for over three years with these infected sores. I grew up having ingrown toenails all the time when I was younger, but thankfully ever since I had the surgery in 2009, I haven't had a single ingrown toenail since. Many thanks to my doctor, who made the surgery relatively painless, and cured me from any further foot pain.
I have bad feet and they hurt like hell
I take my shoes off, you'll ask, "What's that smell?"
No medication will ever do the trick
"Put your socks on, you're making me sick!"

I cannot walk too far down the street
I'm lucky I'm not an athlete
Just don't puke at what you see
Is there any advice you can give me?

Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!
Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!

Are you crazy, what 'chu tryin' to do?
I'd rather play the didgeridoo!
Your cruelty has made me fed up
If I do that again, my feet will blow up!

Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!
Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!

I guess I should take your advice
Rather have them bleed than pay the price
They might amputate with Novacaine
But that's not worth it, cause I love to feel pain!

Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!
Jump! (12 x)
Damn, my feet hurt!

(Repeat chorus 4 x)

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