Song Parodies -> "That Bastard Crashed My Porsche"

Original Song Title:

"This Is My Last Resort"

Original Performer:

"That Bastard Crashed My Porsche"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A man loses his porsche thanks to his friend crashing it, he is gutted

Snap my friend in two pieces
That bastard crashed my Porsche
Total write off
No engine
Never got a chance, to go take my car speeding

I cant live without my Porsche

Snap my friend in two pieces
That bastard crashed my Porsche
Total write off
No engine
Never got a chance, to go take my car speeding
Do you even care now that I’m seething?
Would not be wrong
It would be right
That I took his life tonight
BET YOUR ASS that I might
Torture him right through the night
Make it look like suicide

Cos I’m angry inside
This I can’t hide
Everybody knows that car was my pride
Losing my mind
Words I can’t find
To describe the pain I’m feeling inside

I never realised I’d like vodka and gin
Till it was too late
Now my cars in the bin
Funny
Don’t own a Porsche’ a
Can’t take it racing
Total write off where should I begin
It all started when I lost my motor
Crashed into a tree
And can-not ford another
Searching to find a car that runs on a’lotta petrol
Finding nothing but seconds and diesels

Cos I’m angry inside
This I can’t hide
Everybody knows that car was my pride
Losing my mind
Words I can’t find
To describe the pain I’m feeling inside
My dad is right
My friend should die
He’s running and I’m trying
I’m trying
I’m trying
I’m trying
I’m trying

He cant go on running from me

Shoot my friend in two pieces
He went and crashed my Porsche
Consequences
I’m seething
Don’t give a fuck if I shoot my friend sleeping
Would not be wrong
It would be right
That I take his life tonight
BET YOUR ASS that I might
He’s a no good piece of shite
I’ll make it look like suicide

Cos I’m angry inside
This I can’t hide
Everybody knows that car was my pride
Losing my mind
Words I can’t find
To describe the pain I’m feeling inside
My friend has died
Shot him last night
I’m laughing and ecstatic

I can go on, living today
Can go on,
Living is great
everything’s right.

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Gari J - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment

ITS ENOUGH SAID NOT NUFF. I seriously think your scoring is way off , it meets the pacing of the song, well constructed and it describes the story. You could use a little work Song Police

Gari J - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Now listen Dick regardless of spelling corrections and grammar, I was actually going for a different approach to this song seeing as most parodies seem to follow the same idea (i.e. food). I haven’t seen a car parody on this song yet, and seeing theirs no edit option on here to change the title just deal with it. NUFF SAID

Zack Man - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey GJ This parody is actually very funny =) XD the lyrics where original " everybody knows that car was my pride" LOL 5/5 from me man

Gari J - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Former Vice President thingy Cheney what do you mean no WE HAVE'NT you cant really speak for DICK and SONG unless you actually know them is it. Pretty poor insult you curse like a little girl hey new name for you to use INITA DICK or LU ZER

Red Ant - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Title and idea were great, as well as the pacing and format, but this seemed to lose a littlespeed/humor halfway into the second verse. A shaky 544 vote given.

Gari J: Ignore the troll. The mods are not going to delete this parody for a minor original song title slip. That said, don't give a grammar troll ammo, and dropping uncensored f-bombs isn't really cool here.

btw, to song police: you have been asked more than once to not comment on decade/performer flubs before. If you would like to see a BANNED message from here, by all means continue with pointing out mistakes. I'm deleting all of your comments on this parody in the morning.

Gari J - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Cheers Red Ant and Zack Man. I came across this site a couple of weeks ago and I find to be a very entertaining read. You are right Red Ant the second verse is Shaky and I did upload a finalised version of this (reworded for the better). The only trouble with this site is it doesn't ask for anyone to sign in with an email account so anyone can give many different names and write many mundane comments. Anyway cheers take a look at the revised version and llet me know what you think http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/paparoach62.shtml

Gari J - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks gaston

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