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Song Parodies -> "Last Flush"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Papa Roach
Parody Song Title:
"Last Flush"
Parody Written by:
Scrawny Johnny
The Lyrics
Cut my crap into pieces
This will be my last flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
This will be my last flush
Cut my crap into pieces
I've done my final flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
Do you even care if I die pushing?
Would it come out?
Would it smell right?
All the beans I ate tonight
Chances are that I might
The turd is puttin' up a fight
And the pain is like suicide
Cause I'm straining so hard
It's breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Straining so hard
Breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
I never realized I'd throw in the towel
The turd won't come out
And it's hurtin' my bowels
Angry
Popping my veins
And sound like a cow
Diar-rhea's what I want, but how?
It all started with peanut butter
3 jars for myself
All one after another
Searching
To find some ex-lax or some mini-wheats
Finding
Nothing but more peanut butter to eat
Cause I'm straining so hard
Feels like a car
Maybe I'd let loose out in my yard
Straining so hard
Feels like a car
Maybe I'd let loose out in my yard
Nothing's alright
Nothing to wipe
I'm clenching and I'm trying
I'm trying
I'm striving
I'm crying
I'm dying
I...can't...go...on...waiting...this...long
Cut my crap into pieces
I've done my final flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
Do you even care if I die pushing?
Would it come out?
Would it smell right?
All the beans I ate tonight
Chances are that I might
The turd is puttin' up a fight
And the pain is like suicide
Cause I'm straining so hard
It's breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Straining so hard
Breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Nothing's alright
Nothing to wipe
I'm clenching and I'm trying
I...can't...go...on...waiting...this...long
Can't go on
Waiting this long
Nothing's al-RIGHT!
This will be my last flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
This will be my last flush
Cut my crap into pieces
I've done my final flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
Do you even care if I die pushing?
Would it come out?
Would it smell right?
All the beans I ate tonight
Chances are that I might
The turd is puttin' up a fight
And the pain is like suicide
Cause I'm straining so hard
It's breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Straining so hard
Breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
I never realized I'd throw in the towel
The turd won't come out
And it's hurtin' my bowels
Angry
Popping my veins
And sound like a cow
Diar-rhea's what I want, but how?
It all started with peanut butter
3 jars for myself
All one after another
Searching
To find some ex-lax or some mini-wheats
Finding
Nothing but more peanut butter to eat
Cause I'm straining so hard
Feels like a car
Maybe I'd let loose out in my yard
Straining so hard
Feels like a car
Maybe I'd let loose out in my yard
Nothing's alright
Nothing to wipe
I'm clenching and I'm trying
I'm trying
I'm striving
I'm crying
I'm dying
I...can't...go...on...waiting...this...long
Cut my crap into pieces
I've done my final flush
Constipation
No pooping
Don't give a *flush* if I strain myself pushing
Do you even care if I die pushing?
Would it come out?
Would it smell right?
All the beans I ate tonight
Chances are that I might
The turd is puttin' up a fight
And the pain is like suicide
Cause I'm straining so hard
It's breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Straining so hard
Breaking my heart
Wish I'd do something more than just fart
Nothing's alright
Nothing to wipe
I'm clenching and I'm trying
I...can't...go...on...waiting...this...long
Can't go on
Waiting this long
Nothing's al-RIGHT!
The very first song on Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"
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Papa roach did not have any releases in the 90s!! They released their first album in the year 2000; therefore the only decade they had music was 2000s.
...my bad...this song came out in the 2000s, not the '90s
Wow, man. Maybe you should try a laxative.
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