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Song Parodies -> "Cross The Border"

Original Song Title:

"Walk On Water (Demo Version)"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osborne

Parody Song Title:

"Cross The Border"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

i met a mexican
who had a taco
it really tasted well
Carni Asada
i ate so willingly
like eating chowder
they gave me juicy fruits
and things they brought me

you can say they make pretty good soft shells yeah
here they come with there very good fajitas
its really good food the only food you get

when you cross the border
when you cross the border

i followed willingly
to there taco bell
chawawa had me hypnotized
and its delicous
fill it up with aztec cheese (salsa dancing with tacos)
lets cross to mexico
we eat through the cheros
just keep on filling

you may say im yellow squash garlic man
there i go into bimbo cantina now
for the only good food yeah
the only youll find

when you cross the border (4)

albondigas meatball soup
as i go to there diner
and the line is getting longer
as there foods a sensation

i have a chero
standing in front of me
eating time
moving out of america

taco lettuce tomatoes and cheese (7)

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jon d - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
nice job love this

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