What a Car

Surround sound in the back, CD player in the front
Tuning up my engine in a no park zone
Suddenly loud beeping noise blasts me from behind
Angry voices say, “Move or you'll get a fine”
My brother grabs his club lock, I just hide my eyes
Policeman called in says, “You just assaulted those guys”

What a car
What a car, what a car

Destination unknown as I look for new parts
Go down the aisle with two huge shopping carts
Headlights, car covers, hood ornaments and dice
Shove it all in my trolley don't care about the price

What a car
What a car, what a car

Ooh speeding cameras (speeding cameras)
They're making me crazy (they're making me crazy)
Every time I joy ride (joy ride)
Every time I joy ride (every time I joy ride)
Every time I joy ride
They get my plates

Mechanic pops the hood says, “The radiators down”
I curse and I swear at everyone around
Mechanics and gear heads say, “It'll cost a lot”
My anger boils as they charge me double on the spot
Girls, boys and friends ask where is my car
I just lie and I say I lent it to a movie star
My bro yells, “I'm outta prison”, My dad says, “its just bail”
We ride home in my dads old bomb at the speed of a snail
Finally my car is fixed, now it's time to ride
whoops forgot to brake just hit a man named Clyde

What a car
What a car, what a car

Ooh speeding cameras (speeding cameras)
They're making me crazy (they're making me crazy)
Every time I joy ride (joy ride)
Every time I joy ride (every time I joy ride)
Every time I joy ride
They get my plates


Ooh speeding cameras (speeding cameras)
They're making me crazy (they're making me crazy)
Every time I joy ride (joy ride)
Every time I joy ride (every time I joy ride)
Every time I joy ride
They get my plates