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Song Parodies -> "Blind Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Time Bomb"

Original Performer:

Old 97's

Parody Song Title:

"Blind Mom"

Parody Written by:

Fly Scorpio

The Lyrics

This is based on the live version. (Alive & Wired)
I've got a blind mom
Throwing time bombs
She hears me screaming
But she don't know why

Called for a helping dog
But I got a frog
I heard it croak
When she stepped on the poor guy

Oh, oh, oh

Although my mom's blind
She seems just fine
Though she's always getting things
All mixed up

She kissed my sister
Guess where she kissed her
Her facial expression was
All mixed up

Oh, oh, oh, oh

She hopped right on a train
Like she was missing her brain
She's gonna hurt herself
Oh, mama
Oh, mama
Oh, mama
Oh, mama

I've got a blind mom
Throwing time bombs
She's gonna get killed
I don't wanna know when

I need a doctor
To help fix her
I've got a feeling
She'll get blind all over again

Oh, oh, oh, oh

I've got a blind mom
Throwing time bombs
She's got it badly
She's a blind old girl

She's gonna hurt herself
And it won't end well
She's got it badly
She's a blind old girl

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

She hopped right on a train
Like she was missing her brain
She's gonna hurt herself
Oh, mama
Oh, mama
Oh, mama
Oh, mama
Oh, mama

Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah

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