Song Parodies -> "I'm A Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:

"I'm A Guy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(Hey, Hey)
I’m a guy
A guy
A guy
Oh no

I’m going out tonight,
I’m gonna show my lady right
And it’s just a delight
Hey baby come on,
We stayed out until three
And will you home with me?
So right now I believe that we should go home

She whispered something in my ear
and then I cried
The sentence I don’t want to hear
“Baby, I’m a guy”

A guy
Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”
A guy
Realize why your skin was rough
I’m just glad I didn’t see her in the buff
Her back was hairy,
And I wondered why,
…Because she’s a guy

(Oh no)
She said her name was Ruth,
And I didn’t know she was a dude
I can’t believe that I missed
All of the signs
She stood up while she peed
And I’m so glad I didn’t see
That thing that poked me right there in the thigh

She whispered something in my ear
and then I cried
The sentence I don’t want to hear
“Baby, I’m a guy”

A guy
Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”
A guy
Realize why your skin was rough
I’m just glad I didn’t see her in the buff
Her back was hairy,
And I wondered why,
…Because she’s a guy

Now with girls, I must know for sure
I don't want another tranny walking through my door
A guy
I'll check them out
If they look rough
I will not take them home cause I’ve had enough

I don't wanna be a fool
No girls with tools
No dating girls of that kind
No more guys…

I don't wanna be that one (I won’t be the one)
Who thinks this is fun
Baby, please don’t lie (No guys baby)
No guys
Don't wanna fool around with you
If you say you’re a girl, then I need some proof (I don't wanna be a fool)
It just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”

Don't want to be seen with you (don't want to be seen with you),
Now that you had brought up the scary truth (it’s the scary truth)
When she said it, it just made me cry
“I’m a guy”

Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”

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Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment

Wow, this is really similar to the "Hey Jude" parody I just did called "A Dude." Glad I didn't read this first or it definitely would've influenced me. Great job.

Blaydeman - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment

(AofA) Over-the-top funny, I was laughing th whole time! It helped I love the OS, but even if I didn't, this still would've ben fantastic! AMAZING JOB! 555 chicks with you-know-whats ;)

Matthias - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm really surprised that this one didn't have any comments it was down right hilarious. I think it could have been even better if you switched up the choruses and threw in a few more funny lines there instead but still for being what must be an early parody (I don't think anybody if their right mind would willingly parody N*Sync right now unless it was for Artistry or another competition) it was pretty darn good and out right hilarious.

Christie Marie M - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment

(Ages 9) Talk about "The Crying Game!!" Great job on this one, Abbott! Sounds like something out of Jerry Springer! Wow, never knew a chick would end up a Lois Einhorn, and speaking of Ace Ventura, now I know what Ace meant when he told Lois "Your gun is digging into my hip!" Yep, turned out to be a tranny manny! 555.

Arwen - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Ages...LOL...this is great...my favorite of this round so far!!

bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

(Ages) A few pacing mess-ups in the chorus, speaking of which said chorus could've been varied, and there wasn't really any LOL-funny lines, though don't get me wrong, this is still pretty good, 555 worthy and all, it's just not as awesome as I'd usually expect from you.

D-Mon - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

(AofA) Dude, she's a dude! LOL!

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