Song Parodies -> "I Drive My Dodge Aries"

Original Song Title:

"I Drive Myself Crazy"

Original Performer:

N'sync

Parody Song Title:

"I Drive My Dodge Aries"

Parody Written by:

Shellycoat

The Lyrics

An old friend of mine drove a Dodge Aries which would not work in all sorts of ways (one way was it didn't turn when she wanted it to). So I wrote a song about her crazy car. :)

I Drive My Dodge Aries

Holding on the wheel
So loose and calmly
Didn't know to hold on tight
Now I hold on hard
'Cause it's not working
Goes straight 'stead of goin' right
Why didn't it turn?
Why did it roam?
Now I drive close to my home

I go around, I drive my Dodge Aries
Drive my Dodge Aries, 'till it breaks down
Got it fixed up then it broke again baby
I drive my Dodge Aries
Waiting for the day that it dies

This car is such crap
This car is stupid
It does not drive like it should
It needed so much fuel, unleaded oil
I needed a car that worked good
And now I'm left with this lem-on
I cannot wait, until it's gone

I go around, I drive my Dodge Aries
Drive my Dodge Aries, 'till it breaks down
Got it fixed up then it broke again baby
I drive my Dodge Aries
Waiting for the day that it dies (Waiting for the day that it dies)

Why do I own it?
(How crappy is this baby)
Why can't I disown it?
(If I only could)
Had I had the chance
If I had the chance

I go around, I drive my Dodge Aries
Drive my Dodge Aries, 'till it breaks down
Got it fixed up then it broke again baby
I drive my Dodge Aries
Waiting for the day that it dies (Waiting for the day that it dies)

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