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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Wine"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When wine tastings go bad....
I tasted this drink with my tongue
I don't know wine but I'll get buzzed
Is this Riesling or Sauvignon Blanc?
I don't know wine but I'll gulp cups
I don't know wine but I'll get drunk

In my jaw I'll pour Champange
And wash it down with Chardonnay
Soon I'm reeling from each glass
Slurp Sherry drops from a flask

My shirt is drenched in wine
I don't know what kind
Full bodied

I'll be tossed out on the street
Since I'm fried on Sangiovese
All of these wine tasting blokes
State that I should switch to Coke

Not smart when trashed on wine
Chug till damn near blind!

Thought posh living would be fun
I don't know wine but now I'm flushed
I... Gulped down Merlot by the drum
Don't know wine but now I'm shun
I... Don't know wine but I drank tons
I... Don't know wine but the room spun

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Peter Andersson - March 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Seems you at least learned some 555 wine names while writing this parody.

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