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Song Parodies -> "Al-Qaeda"
Original Song Title:
"Pokemon (Kanto)"
Original Performer:
No idea who...?
Parody Song Title:
"Al-Qaeda"
Parody Written by:
Composer-Conductor
The Lyrics
Again, I'm not a fan of Pokemon, so the real fans out there also don't read this one. I don't want people to hum-tum (beat up) me.
A TERRORIST:
I wanna be a terrorist
That no one ever was
To kill Man is my test
To have blood on others' fists
To kill them is my cause
I will fly planes into buildings
Sacrifice my life
Each human being to understand
The power that's inside
Al-Qaeda, gotta maim them all
It's they and me
I know they will lose to me
Al-Qaeda, please lend me a hand
In the creed we must defend
Al-Qaeda, oh, a group so true
Our courage will pull us through
They hit us and we'll hit back
Al-Qaeda!
THE ALLIES
We have to beat those S.O.Bs
We've got to show our cause
To blast them is our test
Go to war and do it quick
Get together and fight
We'll blow them into smithereens
We must be patient
Americans must understand
They will be hard to find
Al-Qaeda, must destroy them all
It's them and us
I know we'll defeat them all
Al-Qaeda, better watch your back
If you don't you'll get the sack
Al-Qaeda, a group so cruel
We'll stop them if we pull through
They hit us and we'll hit back
Al-Qaeda!
I wanna be a terrorist
That no one ever was
To kill Man is my test
To have blood on others' fists
To kill them is my cause
I will fly planes into buildings
Sacrifice my life
Each human being to understand
The power that's inside
Al-Qaeda, gotta maim them all
It's they and me
I know they will lose to me
Al-Qaeda, please lend me a hand
In the creed we must defend
Al-Qaeda, oh, a group so true
Our courage will pull us through
They hit us and we'll hit back
Al-Qaeda!
THE ALLIES
We have to beat those S.O.Bs
We've got to show our cause
To blast them is our test
Go to war and do it quick
Get together and fight
We'll blow them into smithereens
We must be patient
Americans must understand
They will be hard to find
Al-Qaeda, must destroy them all
It's them and us
I know we'll defeat them all
Al-Qaeda, better watch your back
If you don't you'll get the sack
Al-Qaeda, a group so cruel
We'll stop them if we pull through
They hit us and we'll hit back
Al-Qaeda!
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