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Song Parodies -> "Don't Speak (You are too dumb, my dear)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Speak"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Speak (You are too dumb, my dear)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don’t you think
We should be good together?
I find you real attractive

But I suspect
That when you start talking
Your hotness takes a tumble
It just dies

It looks as though
Your brain may still grow
But if that’s it
Well, your just too damn slow

Don't speak
You are so dumb my dear
You did get locked inside of
Your own freaking car (no, no, no)

Don't speak
You studied for a drug test,
Called me to get my number,
Tripped over cordless phone

The way you are
Well, were you struck by lightning?
The way you talk
Is mighty frightening

As you try,
To use the word ‘whereby’,
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry

Don't speak
At idiot’s convention
You’d be the guest of honor
As well as the main judge (no, no, no)

Don't speak
My cat could outsmart you
And she attacks the mirrors
And bumps into the walls

All your thoughts
Come to your head to die there,
Don’t they?

Don't speak
We all got what you're saying
But I’m not sure if you did
You do tune in and out (no, no, no)

Don't speak
You did fail your blood test,
You got hit by a parked car,
Your dog teaches you tricks

Your dog teaches you tricks
I don’t know what’s it saying,
The dogs don’t really speak, babe,
Don’t speak, don’t speak, they don’t speak,
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