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Song Parodies -> "Tasty Cupcake"

Original Song Title:

"Tragic Kingdom"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Tasty Cupcake"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

(Do not eat them please, danger will come among those who eat them)

I see the look on your face
You just love that pink frost
But these must be tossed
Cause the contents of this cupcake
Is painful, I beg you please halt
The glitter topping's a trap
This is no Pillsbury snack
It's way too crunchy
Yes its evil they have shipped them
And no dummies
From their mouths they bleed

As they bite their teeth spring
they fling-they hurry
through the sky
They take you down so swift
Your stomach ripped side to side

See flying crows down near Joe's
'mong those who had to eat them
He curled in a ball
The confusion as blood splattered
I hate to stare but I see people fall
and now the threat it has grown
Their evil plot it is known
but still we all drool
They're ceramic, and they're hollow
If you eat one you will fall too

They have shiny sweet icing
Those things will surely
harm man kind
They look like a good gift
but teeth they chip; over-sized

It's just ceramic
It will tear you open

They've entered your head
Cause they all look so damn nice
The result is gory
Is this our demise
It's unwise to improvise
The danger this sparks
Glasses are disguised on shelves
As cupcakes to be scarfed
This charade is impractical
That's how it deceives us
Just causes internal bruise
They're gonna kill us

Don't be fooled by shiny things
It stings those surely
who will dine
Can't you take a whiff
You see they're stiff with your eyes

Ohh, They pack a surprise
Just like a knife
Don't eat them you'll die

You best not eat ceramic things
They'll ding you baby
baby your insides
You'll bleed out your sides

Carpets we lay on
As our insides open

Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
Do Not-Eat the-Tasty Cupcake
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Old Man Ribber - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
BADave - "It's A Trap!!!" ;D
Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work! Never would have thought of this idea...but that's why you're you, and I'm me. Great work as always Dave!
Mark Scotti - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) What a NASTY...and FUNNY..treat this was!
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
This is one bizarro idea, i think it worked so well just because of the OS (And boy, that is one weird song...very Mr. Bungleish!). I like that you took your time explaining the premise so it could build with the song structure.
Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Haha! I love that Aggy compared No Doubt to Mr. Bungle (because you hate Mr. Bungle and you love this song!). I can see the comparison though. I love this song too and I can't believe I haven't commented on your parody before because I know I read it and I loved it.
Blaydeman - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Off-the-wall crazy! But in a good way.
D-Mon - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ok, ok, I won't!
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Don't eat the cupcake? Aw, but now I gotta! Still, for a topic so off-kilter I could have come up with it, you did a marvelous job here. 555!
Syncronos - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) *slides the cupcake in front of Homer Simpson* This parody is definitely off the wall. I've heard this album, and to pick THIS song shows you've got chops. Good work.
Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Gourmet cupcake shops seem to be the in thing around here these days. One of them should be paying you for this song to advertise. Well done.

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