Song Parodies -> "Just A Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Just A Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

What? NO ONE thought of this?

Take a look at my big black eyes
Winter's cold so I'll stock my food supplies
Don't think that the snow
Will kick me off this land
I'll forage for my grub
As best as I can

I'm just a squirrel, cute and fuzzy
Such an adorable sight
I'm just a squirrel, just looking for a treat
To pack in my cheeks tonight
Ohhhh, won't let you come too near

This rodent who now steps outside
Has many reasons to run and jump and hide
I run from the barking dogs who chase my rear
And also all those little kids
These I fear

'Cause I'm just a squirrel, I run up the tree
And then I will hide out of sight
I'm just a squirrel, hear me skitter and squeak
Whenever you catch me by surprise
Oh, I'm just a squirrel
Please don't aggravate me
Just your typical rodent type
Ohhhhhh, they hunt me down like deer

Ohhhhh, always running out in 5th Gear

I'm just a squirrel
I'm just a squirrel in your world
That's all I'll ever be
I'm just a squirrel
Can't live in captivity
I'll bite your thumb
Yes, you lousy scum

I'm just a squirrel, and my destiny
Collecting nuts and stay on the run
I'm just a squirrel, jumping through the trees
And in the scrumps of suburban dumps
I'm just a squirrel, look at me
Having fun, wait 'til summer is begun
Ohhhh, I'll drop nuts on you
Ohhhh, I'll drop nuts on you
If you don't get me a beer

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Mark Scotti - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

You are absolutely right. This was tailor made for this! 555 stored nuts.

Christie Marie M - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Totally "nuts" about your song, Agri!! 555!!

Timmy1000 - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Another head slapper accompanying a - wow this is so obvious.

Rocky - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh yeah? But can he fly???

Matthias - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Why does your squirrel want a beer? That was kinda weird but funny and this was a great parody about a great critter.

Old Man Ribber - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

I hear they're delicious! (Great write!) ;D

2Eagle - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Just keep them away from my avocados.

Warren Baker (aka- Rocky Squirrel) - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Nicely done, and agreeing totally with Timmy1000.

Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Excellent. Reminds me of the Beastly Boys song Squirrels. 5's

Abbott Skelding - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment

Excellent job! A lot of clever rhymes in there, 555 nuts for you

Rex - March 07, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Cute, but no squirrel better take my beer. This reminded me of when I was living in St. Petersburg Florida - they have a park downtown where the elder folk sit and feed the birds and the squirrels, so they're pretty tame (the squirrels, not the elder folk). Anyway, I walked into the park with a coworker from Ecuador. They eat squirrels in Ecuador. Those squirrels took one look at him and disappeared.

bobpiecheese - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I wuv squirrels! Awesome parody here, I also don't know how this hasn't been done before, but if it had it probably wouldn't be as good as this! 555 nuts!

Below Average Dave - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment

Very cute parody Agri, the pacing was noticeably off in spots though, enough to throw me off in a few spots, but very fun idea to a very fun song.

Max Power - April 06, 2013 - Report this comment

I wonder how they taste. They do have high calories though, probably from all the nuts they have eaten.

bobpiecheese - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) See abo - SQUIRREL!

Glen S - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment

Very cute and very fun. I enjoyed this Agri. I wasn't sure if I should expect a MOOSE at some point after reading the title.

Blaydeman - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This wasn't in the least bit aCORNY. It had me bouncing off the WALnuts.... no more nut jokes.

Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2013 - Report this comment

I really the like OS and I think anytime you get stuck thinking of a parody topic, the simple girl/squirrel switch. Nice job!

Red Ant - April 10, 2013 - Report this comment

Excellent remake of a great song. Reminds me of when my uncle found a baby squirrel, nursed it to health, kept it as a pet for a year or so until one day it went up the tree and didnt come back. 5s.

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