i hurt in outer space
to see if Spock's still real
i focus on my pain
We've boldly gone where
No man has gone before
Captain cannot sing
Won't you beam me up scotty?
I don't remember a single thing

Am I now Klingon?
my sweetest friends
everyone i know
zaps away t'ward the end
Some schmoe was not tall
my Enterprise is dirt
My tupee is brown
And my name is Kirk

I wear my crown and sit
On my liar's chair
Buddy Mr. Spock
He has pointy ears
Beyond the stain of time
Space: The Final Frontier
I am someone else
i am still right here

Am I now Klingon?
my sweetest friends
everyone i know
zaps away t'ward the end
Some schmoe was not tall
my Enterprise is dirt
My tupee is brown
And my name is Kirk

if i command again
a billion miles away
i would keep myself
i would fire Scotty