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Song Parodies -> "Hickeys"

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Nine Inch Nails

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The Lyrics

a religiously fanatic father goes a little bit too far when his daughter comes home with a little surprise on her neck...
Intro: You kissed… yeah you!
Got kiss hickeys, you kissed chick!

Verse 1: All of my fears came true
Black and blue from broken veins
I call them Hell’s kissing stains
One little hickey’s how Satan gets through

Chorus: Trollop, you’ll stop this now
Cuz God won’t stand anymore!
Hussie, sleep with the cows
And say some prayers!
Harlot, must take a vow
Cuz I won’t raise any whores!
Devil, hast takest thou!
Has your soul ensnared!

Verse 2: Bad chick
Nothing’s working, Lucifer persists
That’s it! One religious thing can help you, I called an exorcist
What else can I really do?
Ice and make-up? Oh that’s a hoot!

Chorus: Bible, please tell me how
So I can save my daughter
Jesus, please aid me now
This soul be spared!
Angels, swoop down from clouds
And bring some holy water
Scaring the folks in town
But I don’t care!

Outro: Devil will come out now!
Maybe he’ll come out now!
Why won’t he come out now?
Someone please help me…
Jesus, cast Satan out!
Moses, cast Satan out!
Someone cast Satan out!
Please God just take me!
Angels come take me now!
Michael come take me now!
Why, hast thou hung me out?!
Something feels real weird…
Starting to have some doubts
Maybe I made a clout
Sorry you all came out
There is no need to shout…
Hickey’s aren’t demons…
Hickey’s aren’t demons…
Hickey’s aren’t demons…
Hickey’s are….
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Hu's On First - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in god bless you dad
Matthias - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody kinda disturbs me almost as much as Hu's comment. Uber religious people like this are kind of scary. Have you seen the Kevin Smith movie "Red State"? If you haven't. Don't! It's terrible! But it features an uber religious guy like this capturing a bunch of horny teenagers and keeping them hostage in their church. I can totally see this guy from your parody doing this to the girl of your parody's boyfriend.
Holy Harry - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
This is Holy Harry and I approve this parody. Not only that, but I pronounce Hu completely sane.
Abbott Skelding - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but this was really really funny. Pacing was spot on, and I laughed way too hard at the phrase "Hell's Kissing Stains", great work as always!
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2013 - Report this comment
This was an odd choice of song, and totally odd direction for this parody. It feels like the mood of this song just doesn'tfit the righteous indignation and fervor your character is supposed to convey. Based on your comment in the Artistry Contest thread, you did have a hard time with this artist...sometimes it makes for a great parody, and other just shows you didn't like this band. (And that, is OK!)
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting concept, but you didn't really go far enough with it. If you had really exaggerated things, like saying how the tiniest of hickies will lead to the apocalypse or something, this might've worked, but as is, it's your basic stereotypical religious rant. Kudos on working in how hickeys appear (cuz I didn't know that before), but yeah, this wasn't one of your best, mate.
Max Power - September 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Ow man, hope it doesn't turn into shingles, that's 5 times the pain.

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