Chorus:
This is the story of a Grinch
Who dried a town and stoled the Cd's by Prince
And while he looks so mad in Hollywood
I absolutely hate him
When he steals

How many Whos in a mess?
He woke up with Max but He only found his dress
And he can be so much less
Stealing the presents never for joy
As long as he goes there stealing
Tearin' the holes in the parts of his heart
How many days of tourture?
Who's look in the toilet, so why does he fart?

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

Chorus

How many who's would stay?
Just to put up with this Grinch day after day
How did he steal up this way?
Watchin' our gifts for the toys that we play
As long as we stand here waitin'
Wearin' the latex of the fabrix must be a fuss
How do we get there today?
When we're walkin' too far for the Grinch to get us

Your noses never look as well the next day
And Cindy Lou never sings in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to play

Chorus

And Your noses never look as well the next day
And Cindy Lou never sings in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to play

This is the story of a Grinch
Who dried a town and stoled the Cd's by Prince
And while he looks so mad in Hollywood
I absolutely hate him


This is the story of a Grinch
Whose harry face he hid from the French
And while he looks so bad and silly there
I absolutely hate him

Chorus

When he steals