-> "Apathetic Gamers"
Original Song Title:
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
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I've got three roommates
Do they remember me?
I walk inside
And they don't even say hello
I'm not a talker
But that's just rude to me
I tried so hard
To make some new friends, but they're
Always watching their TV screens
Twenty-four-seven, they ignore me
They make me fall down to my knees
"Waluigi, direct me please!"
I bought last Monday night
Will my homies like me now?
I see 'em later
But I have so much fright
What will they say
When I say I'm also an
Eyes glued on my computer screen
Twenty-four-seven, no friends for me
Now my social life's history
Will someone bring it back to me?
More than two hours of time on screens
Help us, dear doctors! Detach us please!
Now I'm more than e'er on my knees
"Sweet Cthulhu, rescue me please!"
Gonna help replace window screens
For my part-time job, if I had time
"I'm a virgin" gamer
Now my love life is history
"Sorry, Hayley, I've got no time!"
Blissed out, strung out gamers
Guess the "new drug" is TV screens
Drag us to rehab, and we will pay
Millions in debt! I pray, "Matt,
Lord of fitness, please help me pay!"
Gonna buy a new laptop screen
But every day, I got apathy
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