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Song Parodies -> "Little Blue Pill"

Original Song Title:

"Wink"

Original Performer:

Neal McCoy

Parody Song Title:

"Little Blue Pill"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

This upbeat little ditty takes a swipe at a couple of deserving targets: ED drugs and country music. As it happens, the two pair nicely. Who knew?
I woke up this morning, my junk inert
I splashed it with water trying to make it more pert
I rummaged through my drug supply with waning hope until
(I) Found the one I need - it's that little blue pill

And slam bam I'm hard as a rock
Tumefied my cock with a drug that's ad hoc
Don't need to psychoanalyze - I'm over the hill
(But) All I've gotta take is that little blue pill

Well it's my way of provin' I'm still a stud
A beacon of manhood: my big, turgid pud
When my Willie's shrunken and it's lost all its will
I know I can count on that little blue pill

And slam bam I'm stiffer'n steel
Like a hooded seal that I cannot conceal
Don't want no one to think that I'm a corporate shill
(But) Pfizer takes the prize for that little blue pill

If a caveat is due, heed this final word:
That certain side effects have been know to occur
Four hours later, my meat is swollen still
From a single dose of that sildenafil.

And slam bam I'm off to the doc
I go into shock as he lances my cock
Why he did not anesthetize, it troubles me still
(But) Now I've more respect for that little blue pill

And slam bam I'm flaccid and limp
Feeling like a shrimp, like a most chastened chimp
Don't even got a partner, so it's just a hand drill
Guess I really don't need that little blue pill
Won't ever go back to that little blue pill

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Four Hours To Oblivion - January 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Loved this story of pox on cox. Straight 5s.
Chris Caillouet - January 19, 2015 - Report this comment
"Pox on cox" -- hope no one Seuss you for that. :-D Thanks for the comment and vote, 4H2O!
Jonathan - January 19, 2015 - Report this comment
so by the end of the song "Wink" became "Wank" :P 5's
Callmelennie - January 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I've contracted a severe case of ED after surgery to remove my prostate, so I need to take a lot of this stuff. And when people ask how much, I tell 'em ....... a-Well it's one for my honey ....... Two for the flow .... Three to hold steady .... Now, go Coot, go ...... But don't you .. toss out my blue steel pill ... You can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Chris Caillouet - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan, thanks for commenting and voting! T.O.S. is definitely ripe with parody fodder -- and "wank" for "wink" sure goes hand in hand :-) with the "hand drill" line in the last verse.
Chris Caillouet - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie: Hilarious! It's not hard to envision your rendition being performed by an aging Elvis. Thanks for sharing.
Callmelennie - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Uhhh, thank you very much
Callmelennie - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I did the whole song, Chris, back on January 14, of 2012. If you search me in the author's index, I'm at 156 Submissions
Chris Caillouet - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Found it, Callmelennie. I wondered if you'd only given me the, uh, tip of the iceberg here. Well done, and nice caveat in the footnote.
Patrick - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
"Took Cialis, now it's ten feet tall".
Callmelennie - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I think you're exaggerating Patrick. I guess I'm going have to go ask Alice about that.
Callmelennie - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Patrick, I took your one lyric and have "blown it up" into a full song. Will post it tomorrow
Chris Caillouet - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
[slaps forehead] Sorry, I was really slow on the uptake there, Patrick. Duh - good line! Can't wait to see your full-blown version tomorrow, Callmelennie.

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