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Song Parodies -> "S.O.B."

Original Song Title:

"OPP"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Naughty By Nature

Parody Song Title:

"S.O.B."

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

As if it's not common place enough "S.O.B" obviously stands for "Son Of (A) B*tch"
Douchebag celebrities

(“That’s enough of that“: Repeated several times in the background)

They are my main problem

(Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!)

SOBs think since they’re famous
That can all act rather heinous
Some with careless humping
Others preaching sh*t
Why do we bother reading news about these dimwits?
Makes money… Yeah… So they say “Print it!”
The eighties had Madonna and how her boobs weren’t hidden
But now I’ll be modern with my dissin’ smears
Since there are a zillion worthy parties
From Christian Bale’s screaming to Paris’s night vision
Thrust it!
Paris is a girl who is popular because she’s a ho
Who got her fame through father and his hotel business dough
She got boned caught it on tape so each horndog got to see her now
But we’re fed up, Done with her “Simple Life” that show is lowbrow
And there’s James Blunt, B to the L to the U to the N to the T
Full of himself and we’re not wowed (Not beautiful, you freak!)
More SOBs, Mike Richards is such a racist
Don’t heckle jokes or any quips (“Shove forks up your anus!”)
He’ll drop the N-Word just because he isn’t getting laughs
Please bang the gong! And then pull him off-stage with a staff
There is a slew of SOBs that I haven’t touched yet
So Kanye West you should break a sweat

Some chicks are SOBs (Like you Britney!)
Some guys are SOBs (Just like OJ!)
Some groups have SOBs (Fox News debris)
They’re full of SOBs (They‘re all lousy!)
I’m sick of SOBs (So hear my plea!)
All of these SOBs (Won’t act nicely!)
Through with these SOBs (You too Fergie!)
I frown at SOBs (Who I’m loathing!)

They sleep with ladies, SOBs have girls smitten
Tiger Woods broke wedding vows as well as that Bill Clinton
They’re the dumbest, horniest, cheat… We call them cheaters
The get women by the herd to suck just like vacuum cleaners
Kobe Bryant’s into that but fixed it… With… A huge diamond ring
You spend the money… And… You’ll fix anything
Gene Simmons from the band KISS laid each miss cause that tongue
Makes all girls want to swing
There other douchebags on our planet like Kanye who grabbed Taylor’s mic
And had the awards stop because “Beyonce had the best video of all time!”
I’ve looked at it and he’s a loon if he thought that dance was great
Sure it’s kind of fun but there’s no ring for that single lady date
Britney was obscene and dim for not wearing underwear
Opened up that limo door they saw her pubic hair
The buzz diminished she was peeved cause now the news has slowed
She made the news grow by shaving her whole head all just for show
Critics talked and the whole Earth knew that you must be high
Hey SOB! (SOB!) Their speech is often snide
Chris Martin’s stupid cause he thinks he’s profound
I’m sick of Coldplay’s lame sound

You’re sick of SOBs? (The Black Eyed Peas!)
So sick of SOBs! (Miley’s Daddy!)
Refused these SOBs! (Screaming banshees!)
Who likes this SOB? (Not a soul, I think!)
Tired of SOBs? (Bill O’Reilly!)
Done with those SOBs! (Go away please!)
Finished with SOBs! (That Dane Cook stinks!)
Who likes these SOBs? (Nobody!)

Christian shrieked just like a banshee
On that Key Grip he blew up his mind had cracked
“I’ll trash your lights you brat!”
Cuss words he shouts he was screaming, No One’s quite as bad
Except for Michael Vick who likes to go beat up household pets
Busted!
The news sure stinks when you find out how you’re favorite actor’s being
Tom Cruise jumps on Oprah’s couch about Katie Holmes he’s squealing
Brain dead, rich and famous is how these people are perceived
They’re in religion and politics so we can never leave!
We’re all aggrieved when Ben the Pope complained of rock n roll
But let’s pedophiles priest off with their libido
Like R Kelly who had a fling with these blonde high school tarts
Who knows why all these SOBs aren’t very smart?
Not done, Not done but there are far too many pricks to count
Mel Gibson’s found letting anti-Semitic things escape his mouth
That jerk is never done with his SOB embellishment
Tabloids might be smut but they’re true although it might be grim
Exhausting isn’t it, They can’t mind their own business
I think that they have to fill their quota so they don’t disappear
Balloon boy’s a ploy in order to be famous
More SOBs exposed, I’m a rough critic

I’m done with SOBs (It’s full of sleaze!)
Hollywood’s SOBs (Paparazzi)
Get rid of SOBs (Guitarist Flea)
Look down on SOBs (Chug Bacardi!)
Teenager SOBs (Lohan, Lindsay!)
The athlete SOBs (She broke her knees!)
Earth’s full of SOBs (I am displeased!)
Look down on SOBs (Eyes are darting!)

Snub them out!

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Old Man Ribber - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice work here. Like the birds and flowers, when Mattias returns we are in for better days. ;D
Old Man Ribber - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
And MattHias, too! ;D
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome to the OPP Club, Matty! Questionable rhymes on the call & response chorus, but overall a a Nice job.
Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Well written
Peter Andersson - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
You seem to have far too much knowledge about those people, me thinks you might need to check yourself into a SOB fixation rehab center... or get yourself a new job as a paparazzi...
Jeff Reuben - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Surprisingly few comments, I would have thought this would be more popular. Of course, my first time seeing it was well :-) Nice work...I didn't have a problem with the rhyming in the call/response, I thought they would work if recorded.
The Charnstar - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, I loved this! I do agree with Agrimorfee with the rhymes in the chorus, but I don't think that dents the overall quality. This was great
Miracle Man - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I LOVE IT! It's great! Let's bring real entertainment back! You were right on the money. I'm with you all the way. Say, have ever heard the 80s hit "Vicious Rumors" by the Timex Social Club? It has lyrics that go something like ... " look at all those rumors/ I keep hearing them everyday... I can't take it no more... stop spreading rumors around... stop spreading thelies...". Then there's "Devil's Radio" by George Harrison. Keep cool. Your parody rules hands down.
Below Average Dave - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Bad News, Good News. . .bad news is that it was tough to follow because your changed up the rhyme scheme too much, but the Good News, it was overall an awesome parody. I agreed with all the references (except the Black Eyed Peas--but that rhymed--they have raised a bunch money for charitable organizations, something your other examples wouldn't dare do) But very funny, very well written, great job Matty, I wish you had parodied the intro--but hey if you ever find a way to get this recorded, you could improvise that (hey don't look at me on that one, it'd be really tough to do my own TMI of this one, I've already learned my lesson taken on epic ones I didn't write)
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Instead of the "A" list, you've(very creatively) created the 'B" list! Fivers...
Warren Baker - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tough one to do, and the rhythms are pretty cool. Your aim is true, and you nailed the 'angry young thug' language.
bobpiecheese - May 27, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Impressive rant, but some of the references went over my head due to my not-giving-a-crap-about-the-news thing. 555.
Peter Andersson - May 28, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40536.0
mike - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
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fire - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
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Red Ant - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Was looking thru the SOTM winners thread and saw this. Damned hard song to parody, it's fast with rhymes in irregular places, Im not gonna try to pace/sing it, but very funny with lots of clever rhymes. The long lines gave you room to get in a lot of humor, and you did. You down wit 555?

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