-> "Porn"
Original Song Title:
"Torn"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Porn"
Parody Written by:
Michael Eng
The Lyrics
I got it from a web page last night
Made me warm, made my heart pound and I felt so alive
Viewed their images with a sigh
There're so many girls there that I adore
I don't really know, don't really care what their minds are for
I've got to see so many more
There's silken sheets on which they lie
My eyes and mouth are running dry
They've got little on , they're so fine it's porn
I've got all the sites, bookmarked and they're filed
Pictures of girls: bound, chained, lying naked on the floor
Girls surgically changed into something wild
I'm wide awake and I can see I like this stuff called porn
I'm up really late, looking at some porn
So I guess I won't sleep well tonight
You should have seen just what was there on the Playboy site
Girls sprawled out on silken sheets and
Got to stare, I've got to look, got to see them all too much
There's just so many things that I can't touch, it's porn
I've got all the sites, bookmarked and they're filed
Pictures of girls: bound, chained, lying naked on the floor
Girls surgically changed into something wild
I'm wide awake and I can see I like this stuff called porn
I'm up really late, looking at some porn. Porn.
There's silken sheets on which they lie
My brain is pulped and running dry
They've got little on, they're so tight*, it's porn
I've got all the sites, bookmarked and they're filed
Pictures of girls: bound, chained, lying naked on the floor
Girls surgically changed into something wild
I'm wide awake and I can see I like this stuff called porn
I've got all the sites, bookmarked and they're filed
Full of girls that are soaked, lying naked on the floor
I'm up really late, looking at some porn. Porn.
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