Do you ever listen to Korean pop
That goes on mention Psy, Morrissey, and U2
And if you ever think you've got problems you can sod off and listen to Lily Allen
It's the best Korean pop you ever think of, you don't wanna be a cheat
Learn drum n' bass or be down with the kids
And if that happens, that won't be nice

I'm a Kim Jung Un
I'm unpopular
I go everywhere slow
I'm unpopular
Telling people to shut the (boink) up
That's unpopular
I'm a Michael Fay
I'm unpopular
And Monica Seles
I'm not her too

Have you ever been to Walthamstow
That's not really Korea, that's East London
We've got it all sorted for you
There's a white man in Hammersmith Palais
It's a like a white man who's making me want to bang my girlfriend
Bang my girlfriend, please, I don't give a hoot
And play with her tits

I'm not Korean anymore
I'm unpopular
I'll bite my head
I'm unpopular
I'm Cannibal Corpse
I'm unpopular
I don't like death metal
It's unpopular
I don't like Tim Westwood
He's unpopular
Who the fuck is Amy Childs
Don't care

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I go everywhere slow
I'm unpopular
I go everywhere fast
I'm unpopular
I look like Morrissey
I'm unpopular
I sound like Kim Jung Un
I'm unpopular
I'm fucking down with the kids
I'm unpopular
I listen to Limp Bizkit
I'm unpopular
But without the blue language of Durst
Yeah, Fred Durst