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Song Parodies -> "Beat the Hell Out of You (One Piece)"

Original Song Title:

"Make a Man Out of You"

Original Performer:

Mulan

Parody Song Title:

"Beat the Hell Out of You (One Piece)"

Parody Written by:

The Strawhat Pirates

The Lyrics

One Piece parody of Mulan
Luffy: Let's get down to business
To defeat Crocodile.
Crocodile: You cannot beat me
You little imbicile.

Luffy: You're the saddest man I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
You know, I'll beat the hell out of you ["For Vivi!"]

Usopp: Use the climatact to
Use different tricks
You can use some of them
To get someone's ass kicked

Nami: But some of them were useless
But it helped a lot, too.
I will beat the hell out of you! ["Take that, Ms. Doublefinger!"]

Usopp: Gosh, I'm getting close to death.
Chopper: That groundhog's gonna get me!
Both: I really hope that we'll be okay!

Nami: Man, I'm scared to death!
Hope she doesn't go right through me
Zoro: I really wish that I knew how to cut steel.

Luffy: (Be a man!) I must be swift as a coursing river.
Nami: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Zoro: (Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fire!
All 3: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Vivi: Time is racing forward
Before the bomb explodes!
Sanji: I'll protect you, Vivi,
Even if I go.

Crocodile: You're unsuited for the rage of war.
So now, go home. You're through,
I just beat the hell out of you! ["You're dead, Luffy!"]

Usopp: (Be a man!) I must be swift as a coursing river,
Sanji: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Chopper: (Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fire.
All 3: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

All 6 pirates + Vivi: (Be a man!) We must be swift as a coursing river!
With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Luffy: ["We did it everyone!"]
Credit goes to the creators of Mulan. Original lyrics

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