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Song Parodies -> "I Built A Chick I Can Screw"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Make A Man Out Of You"
Original Performer:
Mulan
Parody Song Title:
"I Built A Chick I Can Screw"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Live a life of science and you might get none
Babes want jocks and greasers cause they have big guns
Up on the slab, through blood and sweat
There is a chick who I can woo
Igor, I built a dame I can screw
She’s skilled as a florist
And plays violin
With me as her mentor
I’ll teach her to sin
Once a brainless sack of flesh and bones
But even that looked kinda cute
Somehow, I built a babe I can screw
(Franken-babe)
This doctor brought me back from death
Which, I guess, is kinda groovy
But he’s so uncool no drool pours out for him
Should use test tubes to make crystal meth
Cause I think that bad boys are cuties
Or at least he could spend time at the gym
(Doctor)
J-Lo’s can
She’s got the body of the hottest stripper
A great tan
She is the girl who I have swooned
I’m her man
Now down at Hooters she’s getting hired
Delirious that me and that gal will spoon!
With a Bill Nye romance, I’ll cure my sex drive
“You’re more like a brother”, I hear every time
My created whore, I will finally score
Wasted time to bone a beaut
Now with her I will not get the boot
(Franken-babe)
Geeze, Oh man!
I can not sleep with this fugly doctor
Escape plan
Because he looks like a big baboon
Not a fan
In this relationship he is fired
I’m serious, I don’t think I would pull through
(Doctor)
Took my van
Because my pick-up lines made her shudder
I was banned
Perhaps if she was drunk in a saloon
Pound beer cans
Maybe I’ll meet some hobbit down at the Shire
It’s back to the drawing board, oh shoot!
Babes want jocks and greasers cause they have big guns
Up on the slab, through blood and sweat
There is a chick who I can woo
Igor, I built a dame I can screw
She’s skilled as a florist
And plays violin
With me as her mentor
I’ll teach her to sin
Once a brainless sack of flesh and bones
But even that looked kinda cute
Somehow, I built a babe I can screw
(Franken-babe)
This doctor brought me back from death
Which, I guess, is kinda groovy
But he’s so uncool no drool pours out for him
Should use test tubes to make crystal meth
Cause I think that bad boys are cuties
Or at least he could spend time at the gym
(Doctor)
J-Lo’s can
She’s got the body of the hottest stripper
A great tan
She is the girl who I have swooned
I’m her man
Now down at Hooters she’s getting hired
Delirious that me and that gal will spoon!
With a Bill Nye romance, I’ll cure my sex drive
“You’re more like a brother”, I hear every time
My created whore, I will finally score
Wasted time to bone a beaut
Now with her I will not get the boot
(Franken-babe)
Geeze, Oh man!
I can not sleep with this fugly doctor
Escape plan
Because he looks like a big baboon
Not a fan
In this relationship he is fired
I’m serious, I don’t think I would pull through
(Doctor)
Took my van
Because my pick-up lines made her shudder
I was banned
Perhaps if she was drunk in a saloon
Pound beer cans
Maybe I’ll meet some hobbit down at the Shire
It’s back to the drawing board, oh shoot!
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Mulan as in the Disney Movie? NSATOS (Not Sure About The Original Song) so no vote, but it reads nice, although nice might not be the right word here because you know your sexlife is in trouble way beyond nice when you have to resort to second hand necrophilia, then again you know what they say about necrophilia in the first place; it's a hobby for life - and beyond!
Hahhaha, well done, sir. I think this'll be the song to beat. Too good.
Reads like some sorta Rocky Horrorish duet, lotta fun.
His biggest mistake was giving her a brain!
(ABC) Woooooooman....and paaaaaaarody...IS GOOOOOOOD!!!
Guess what? Now there is on the market a bonafide sex droid. It can talk, walk, give sex in any way. ROXXXY THE ROBOT models are built to fit customer specifications: any color eyes, skin, hair, etc. you like - also in any race or ethnic group. There is also ROCKY THE ROBOT, a male counterpart. Personally this sexbot biz ain't my cup o' joe. A certain philosopher named Marvin once said, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing..."
There was another guy named Marvin that would hate to find out how his robot counterparts are being used these days. Thanks Mr. Roboto and all the rest of you guys!
For some reason I kept trying to fit this to "I get a kick out of you" (which might work, too). +1 on the Rocky Horror sort of vibe :-)
(ABC) I was laughing the entire time! This was so funny! I loved the back and forth perspectives, that made for a good dynamic. And to be honest, loved the J-Lo line. 555 lady parts for you!
I agree with Grim and Phil, there is a total Rocky Horror feel to this one, and the story was absolutely hilarious! Nice work as always Matty!
(ABC) Great parody, despite the occasional pacing stumbles. Home projects never quite go the way you intend them to, do they? 555!
(ABC) Creepy, but absolutely hilarious!
A hobbit, eh? So wanna meet me in the Shire and we can snuggle up and watch Gone with the Wind and Pride and Prejudice together? ;D (See, I AM reading them all and paying attention...) ;)
My favorite line is "Which, I guess, is kinda groovy"
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