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Song Parodies -> "Bingo Night"

Original Song Title:

"Ars Moriendi"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Bingo Night"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

DKTOS? Put your token on
Bingo-ohhh, bingo-ohhh

Seniors wait in church basements
Place cash wads for the top win
"N-12, whazzit?"
(Booyah, ya schmo...woo-woo!)

We share news and all our recipes
He who steals cards from our benches
Cannot play pennies
YEAHHHHH!!! (Achoo!...woo-woo, yeah!)

Uck-fay oo-yay, erk-jay!
Uck-fay oo-yay, erk-jay!

Hah!---yahoo!--blah, blah, blah!

I shall win again!
My tchockes, tchockes will be bring me good luck and I do not, do not wish you the same at all, so nuts to yoouuu....

Bingo, I'm The Mensch!
You heartless bastard, you no good bastard, bastard I cannot believe you won again, oh well it's good for youuuu...

It's all on me! Oh vey!
All the players groaning as they call the numbers played! (Achoo!) play let's play play let's play

Huh, we stay, yup! and play, yup! all day, yup!
We stay, yup! and play, yup! all day, yup!

The winner's me! Oh YAY!
All you crones can eat me as I take the money plate! (Achoo!)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome parody! I don't think that anybody has done a parody about Bingo yet, and this was very well done. Just one question... What are tchockes?
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe it is a Yiddish word... I googled and came up with this succinct definition from (their spellings and grammar, sic): "Tchotckes. It's spelled about a hundered different ways but not sure if it has a formal definition. So how about defining through synonyms - swag (pronounced with a "sch"), leave-behinds, or give-aways. So, to you and's junk. Crap. Sh#*. You might just think they're funny little gifts to pass off to friends and family, but seriously, it's clutter."
In the context of the song, the singer is placing these little doodads on the table for good luck (many folks do this in real life).
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
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