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Song Parodies -> "Eyewitness Account About The Party At Tony's House On The Sunset Strip"

Original Song Title:

"Squeeze Me Macaroni"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Eyewitness Account About The Party At Tony's House On The Sunset Strip"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This one's on me, Matthias.
I gotta talk about the shocker
With Johnny Depp, the pepper-upper
Climbing through the bedroom shutter
While Tommy Chong wrapped a doobie up to songs
From Kim Kardashian who needed to bring along
Jennifer Grey and Eminem, all in stitches
From Mr. Shia Lebeouf who kept dropping the dishes
It sounds kinda dumb, but celebrities pump
To get down and boogie with the Donald, Trump, yup

Click clack, stars are whack
But this is honest gossip, baby (2x)

There was the old Beatty, Ned and Mr. Danson, Ted
“Please don’t sit on my corgi,” s’what Paris Hilton said
Hank Kissinger tried to buy…toots from these loons
I saw Mr. Robin Williams ...doing Mork on the moon

I saw Yasmine Bleeth appear in a dress from Bill Blass
I saw Keifer Sutherland try to pinch her ass
Then it seems that Seth Green mocked both Weinsteins
Goodbye to his dreams as an idol to teens!

Sweet Rose McGowan kept the champagne flowin’
Running back poured bucket of beer, then she’d chug it
Ursula Andress got undressed out her puce burnoose
Zac Efron was so loose with his Kentucky joy juice
Stupor group droops, whoops!, shoot the hoops, catching croup
Nicole Richie’s pleas, tease
On her knees, unease, wooie!

Tom might dump Katie, just save Suri!
“Those skirts looked too flashy, Mary Kate and Ashley”
Or that’s what I heard from Dave (Paul’s his slave),
Heard from Donny Most, Ralph Malph, living up coast

Click Clack, Diddy’s packed, pumped full of crack, no tact
Saw Jack Black get stacked on Karen Black
See panorama of the camo pajamas?
Was it flirty Madonna? No, just Hannah Montana!

Party house with Tony, stars came out, so real not phony (4x)


Looked at Wynton Marsalis, he went and blew his horn
Mark Hamill he begged for “The Wheel of Porn”
‘Scuse me if I do pander, it was Jason Alexander
Who did Lydia Lunch, see the way he spanned her?
Christian Bale then began to dry his tears
Saw Charlton choose to drink beer with Spears
Oh there’s a question, “Isn’t Heston dead as Myrna Loy?”
I guess I tricked up that story, but the rest of it’s true--OY!!

Hick hack, this is whack
My tale of gossip’s over baby! (2x)

Sluts, rakes and hotties…
They came to party, that’s my quote…(continuous)

Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Agrimorfee - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I should have pasted the OS for non-Bungleites. Enjoy!
Matthias - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow!!! That was amazing! Quite a lot like Stuart's parody of Blinded By The Light, but still really, really awesome and actually I would like to argue that this was actually a much harder OS than that one, or at least it looks that way.
Agrimorfee - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, even though i now know that I screwed up a few lines. I am immensely proud of the "Don't sit on my corgi" and "Charlton choose" lines. ::)
LilPartyCakes - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Agree, why didn't you invite Bruce & Maddie ? ? If you don't care for her attitude, I can fill in, as her stand-in . . . minus her attitude! PS: QueenLiz-2 adores the Corgi's; perhaps she was there ? ?
Glen S - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Trying even knot. You grate my rot very. Right on keeping. Moo Tany Fine Goods Attention.
LilCougar - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, how come there were NO Cowboys at this party ? ? ? Tom Selleck ? Katherine + Sam Elliott ? Viggo Mortensen ? Ed Harris ? HughJackman( hubba hubba, down unda ) ?
Agrimorfee - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
LilCakes, all good and worthy celebs, but I can only fit the names as the format of the song can allow. For example, I was all set for Robert Stack to chug the bucket of beer, but he was deceased and I couldn't think of any other living 3-syllable celeb names with "-ack" for that passage :) (Bernie Mac, RIP).
LilCupCakes - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Agree, Selleck(ack) is close enough for me ! . . . .
Matthias - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm still shocked and amazed that you were able to pull this off which is like harder than half the rap songs that are out there nowadays, but this parody is coming from the guy who was able to write a parody to "AS$HOLE" and won the Busta Rhymes round.
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Great job! 555 more celebs through the door
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 more guests for this celeb rapfest!
Below Average Dave - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Crap Agrimorfee. . .Holy Crap. . .I can't believe you would even look at a song like that and think to parody it (In honesty, as ridiculous as it sounds, I understood more of it than the other Mr Bungle songs you and Matty have collectively forced me to sit through) This was brilliant in its difficulty, on a funny scale I'd say it wasn't bad either, so great job--but what an insane song choice
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC E & F) What B.A. Dave said... insane OS and great content, and it took a great writer to make this work.
DJ Blaze - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Crazy hard OS. Random nonsense. 555 in check.
bobpiecheese - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-EF) A crazy parody set to a crazy song? Sounds like a match made in heaven to me! And with Agrimorfee (the King of Oddness as I call him) behind the wheel, it's guaranteed brilliance. 555!
Agrimorfee - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Random, DJ? RANDOM? :)
DJ Blaze - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, it didn't make too much sense to me. Sorry, but it was still expertly written.
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Wow, this is one party I'd like to crash! Yeah, I'd love to meet Johnny Depp! Very creative and great job on a crazy tough OS!!
DJ Blaze - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Rereading this was a pleasure, but I found one pacing mistake: the line "There was the old Beatty, Ned and Mr. Danson, Ted" is one less syllable than it should be. I think it's because you pronounced "Beatty, Ned" wrong. It's pronounced "HIT-lehr AY-dolf". Thumbs up if you understand why :D

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