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Song Parodies -> "Keg"

Original Song Title:

"Egg"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Keg"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Guide for Mr. Bungle neophytes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv5yUJbZkGA
Counting out with sweet pride
All the cash donated by these guys whom beer they love
The total's calculated
Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...Keg!...
(La, la, la, la, la la...)

Roll it round into the kitchen
Place it in a tub of cold water
Pop the plug, pull out the hose
Pump the brewskis Mr. Kotter!
(La, la, la, la, la...)
Hey, I'll get a hooker for you if you fill the stein up for me--go!

The piquant ale consumed
No need to knock down stores
Our garage band's The Roach
Got endless nachos brought by Tom
Not a spy, his parents are gone
Look, our wrestling coach!
(La. la, la, la, la, la...)

I so badly need to urinate!
Because of bubbly liquid golden with the white foam I slake
I just want to guzzilize brew!
(La, la, la, la, la...)

The cops, will they appear?
Relax, put aside your fears
Butstill more guests coming off the bus!
On empty stomach Bill's so blitzed and drunk
And yet he thrives while he car drives
Someone knocks on door outside
(Recorded backwards to capture that feeling of otherworldly inebriation:) Yelling 'bout the noise tide
We're all saturated by the beverage we love
Our host's congratulated...

(Keg!) Oh the beer is what we are drinkin'! (keg!)
All of our beer comes out of a keg! (keg!)
(Repeat 6x, with appropriate sound effects)

[
(The one left person left standing, a pitiful geek who still has some of his faculties left, waltzes all over the crowd of passed out bodies...)
Won't you drive me home? Can you drive me home?...Could you drive me home? Won't you drive me home...

(he babbles this mantra ad nauseaum...until he blacks out...)

(Train operator: "Step to the rear of the car please!")
(Dude 1: "Damn, dude, we barely made it out of there! Lucky we didn't get carded man!")
(Dude 2: "Absofreakinlutely, man! S***, that's the way it goes dude...damn I'm so out of it...")
(Approximately 3 and a half pointless minutes of the ambient sounds of the subway traincar ride to confuse listeners/readers into a similar state of unconsciousness until the song officially ends...)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Matthias - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Believe it or not Mike Patton didn't actually use drugs or alcohol to come up with this song.... It's true (At least that's what my friend another huge Bungle fan told me). I would like to see you come up with something for "Squeeze Me Macaroni", lol... That would be a tough one! This was great!!!
Agrimorfee - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
If Patton ever used drugs, I think the world would be in for a heap of trouble. :)
MaskedVotress - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr Agree, can you saddle up Tonto again, sir ? we miss him, & his masked-man ventures . . .
Glen S - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hard to follow for a newb, but thanks for introducing me to Mr. Bungle. And well done on the parody. the line "Look, our wrestling coach!" stood out to me especially as an excellent soundalike.
bobpiecheese - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) The trippy nature of the OS really adds to the drunken antics of the frat-boys. An oldie but a goldie, 555!
Blaydeman - September 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) The OS is so frantic, it was almost exhausting. I could easily match the OS to your concept. It's a solid parody. The pacing is great and the rhymes worked well, but I don't know if the oddness of the OS helped you or hurt you in the comedy area. Yeah, it gives the spoof the right tone, but I think the lyrics suffered a little bit. I just didn't find it all that funny to be honest. Sorry, 545.
Abbott Skelding - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Perfect match up of OS with parody topic. The complete randomness of the song lends itself to a "Hangover"-esque type of feel. My favorite part was the "Can you drive me home...would you drive me home?" part. A lot of funny lines that made me laugh out loud and made me wonder what I was drinking! Great work!

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