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Song Parodies -> "Duracell"

Original Song Title:

"Carousel"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Duracell"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I know most of you guys hate Mr. Bungle (As you've all shown through the Q-Round), but since when is it my job to parody songs that you guys actually like. (Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!)
“Charging! Charging!”
“All dried up”

Some Duracells in an 8-pack case
Batteries that need replaced
Bots need them to take control
Lasers shot police patrols
A blasted Boom’s the only sound
Robotic world’s all around
Rolled right up while tires squeal
To zap you in your heel

They’re sick and tired of a world that is controlled by apes
So they blasted ‘em till dead there’s no way to escape
They think they’ll do a better job running it themselves
So they shot down us and rang funeral be-e-e-ells
(Oh God! Oh God!)

Winning
Thinning
Achieving
We’re grieving
Hurting
Spurting
All bruising
Blood oozing
They’re hovering
We’re covering
We’re guaranteed
To disagree
Conclusion
Contusion
Brutality
Fatality

Armies tried to shows robots can explode
But with our Duracells they’re safe from shotgun shells
Can’t be shot and cannot melt
There is no way to leave a welt
Toasters won’t just cook your bread
They’ll bake your toes until you’ve bled

“KA-BOOM!”

The fridge that used to chill your food
Is now the one poisoning you
All machines have just one mind
To dispose of humankind
Think you’re safe while in your bed?
Electric blanket wants you dead
Prepare to fight!
Although you’ll lose!

(Screaming of people getting attacked)

A fast food oven’s fried your hand until you cried
A power surge made them berserk and they commit hate crimes
Living is quite vital to make your life complete
But unless we reconnect we’re going to be deceased
(Oh no! Oh no! Noooo!)

Fighting
Byting
We’re leaving
And grieving
Shocking
Socking
Not lasting
They’re blasting
We’re cowering
They’re towering
We’re never free
Till we’re debris
Bruisin’
Contusion
Mortality
Fatality

There’s no place to go
We are on Death Row
They’ll plug in Duracells
And take out all our cells
As soon as our blood is spilled
With their lasers we shall be grilled
Hide inside a tool shed?
That’s the worst place. There goes your head

(Panic slows as the numbers of people get fewer)
(The robots collaborate)

[Robot Leader]
We’ve finally won
(Humans are disposed!)
Angie Jolie
Lohan, Lindsay
They’re underground
People aren’t found!

I think we really did it!!!!!

(Robots cheer)

(And start laughing looking at all they have destroyed)
(Laughter dies out and they start to rebuild)

(An old Atari system has the last laugh with victory music)

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Agrimorfee - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This is the weirdest parody you have ever written, M. One could almost consider this to be an original Mr. Bungle song all by itself, rather than a silly parody of Mr. Bungle. But that's not a bad thing (the same thing happened, I think, when I did "Vanity Fair"). 555 of course.
Jason - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555s for you at the gold end (the positive end) and no negatives for you Mr M!
Matthias - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm5_tcmjn9U
TJC - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
No 'Bungle' in this 'Jungle'... none aTull....5's
AFW - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Edgy and off the chain..I like it
UnKnownVotress - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ^ AFW ^ " off the chain . . . " ?? Does it refer to Ol' Hank??
UnKnownVotress - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Mathias, You say that my Blankie wants me dead?? After all we've been through??
DarkJon64 - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Amazing!!

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