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Song Parodies -> "Quest From The Shire"

Original Song Title:

"My Ass Is On Fire"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Quest From The Shire"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

One Mr. Bungle to rule them all, one Matthias to mock him, one Reader to read them all, and on the web page five him. (One Youtube To Rule Them All: )
(Roar of a Dragon)

Biblo’s tense
Fled this place
Now I’m screwed
[Bilbo very quickly handing the ring off to Frodo]
(Well, Thank you!)

You said, “Here
Take my ring
To Mordor
And then fling!”

Gandalf sang your song
‘Bout this crap you gave me!
That was so lowbrow!

Come on Sammy
Let’s leave from the Shire!
Fighting those Ringwraiths that Sauron had hired!

“The One Ring rules over the rest of the rings”
"Yes, All of them"

The Elf Race
They set our fate
Nine are great

[Sounds of swords clashing together]

[Sam mumbling]
All we do is just walk
Will we fight or just walk?
Killed a cavern monster beast
Killed some orcs while we’re walking!
Gandalf fell and fought a creep!

[Frodo tries on the ring again and starts mumbling randomly]

I am in its control!
I am in its control!
I am in its control!
It’s hurting!!!!!!

[Sounds of Battle (Filling up the entire 2nd book)]

We get bloody
On quests from the Shire!
Giant elephants this war requires!

[Sound of one of the giant elephants!]

My Precious!
(Repeat a whole hell of a lot of times, while Sam chokes him)


[Frodo talks to Gollum]
“Excuse me. I am lost. Where’s Mordor?”

(Mumbles something)

“What did he just say to you Master Frodo?”

“I have no clue Sam, Let’s go”

“So you see Master Frodo, Gollum’s bringing us the whole wrong way!
He’s totally incompetent, and he talks to himself about us “Stoopid Hobbits”, the guy is insane!”

“Well, That’s very interesting.
I never thought that about Gollum till you mentioned it.”

“Let’s leave him and go our own dang way Mr. Frodo.
A map can do 100% better job than that nutcase!”

“I bet it would. Our own way could get us lost, in fact I think we’re already lost”

“Oh Mr. Frodo. I thought you trusted that imbecile, but he just wanted to have that ring.”

“Later Gollum! We shall see you later!
Right now I want to keep walking towards all of those... volcanoes”

(Roar of Fire)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 4   0
 5   10

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Agrimorfee - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT. You captured every single nuance of the song (including the stolen porno video dialogue at the end!) and incorporated it all perfectly into the story. Applause, applause, standing O!
Matthias - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Aggy. These are actually really fun to write, because there's more to these songs than just what the lyric sheet tells you (Which doesn't happen on almost all Pop songs, I haven't seen one yet that does, except for a few minor "yeahs" or "heys"). One mistake in this was that those two "Mr. Frodo"s should have been "Master Frodo", because that's one of Sam's signiture lines.
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Matty--I have to say, this is one odd, odd, ODD OS. . .very funny, and seems to twist the OS in it's own right, impressive, you do have a thing for multiple parts--don't you.
Matthias - April 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave! I didn't expect to see your name here until voting time for the Q-Round. I'm glad you liked it, even with it being one of the World's Strangest Songs (I would give it that award for sure), and I like doing multiple parts, because it's laid up like a script and I'm a huge acting buff.
Below Average Dave - April 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I do tend to be unpredictable ;)
ladyCupCakes - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonka . . Wonka, Sir Matthias.
Mark Scotti - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Me Thinks as doth deservith of fivesters...
DJ Blaze - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
One of the best of the parodies of the comp! What's straight fives, precious?!
Below Average Dave - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, this song is still very odd. . I don't understand what about Mr Bungle gets your attention, I personally like to understand what singers are saying. . .odd odd artist. . .
bobpiecheese - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Odd song, cool parody! Three fives to rule them all!
Leo Keough - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(QR) I had the same problem with this as I did judging another Mr. Bungle parody - it was hard to follow the parody while listening to the OS...I thought the parody concept and lyrics were very good - just a questionable OS selection.
Guy - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Matt - "Mister" may have bungled, but you did not. I have to hand it to you for grabbing up real butt buster OSes and doing a decent job with them. Well done. Improvements? Dumb down the grammar a wee bit... =;-) If you think my grammar is bad, you should have heard my grammer's grammar - English was her second language. But seriously, I often have to write a lot of official documentation on the job. If you read something I wrote on the job, you'd say no way DiRito did this., r golden rings.
Stuart McArthur) - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm really on the outside of the tent looking in on this one Matty - no knowledge of LOTR at all, but you get 5s on trust - 555
Red Ant - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I DK squat about LoTR, but I can tell this was well-written, and great job with the spoken parts.
Melanie Lee - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad. Very clever. I like opera, and I like how you match the story to the music. (Lord of the Rings--The Cantata? The Oratorio?) I laughed a couple of times. I got lost at the end, though. 5--5-5 and a map of Middle Earth!

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