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Song Parodies -> "Tom Cruise"

Original Song Title:

"Dead Goon"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Cruise"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't know the completely insane original song? Here it is:
Crazed Scientologist
With Katie he’s obsessed
Starred in “A Few Good Men”
With that guy Jack Nicholson

Shouts… Out… his secrets
Oprah is stressed
“I’m letting my love show!
Katie makes me drool!
She’s appealing
Oh yeah! She is the best!”

(Sounds of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch)

He’s crazier than his child
Though Suri is pretty wild

He’s an actor (Once was sexy)
But now that tanked, since he’s a nut

Tommy… He’s living on a prayer
The tabloids all declare
That he tied the knot to his love Katie
Just as he made M.I. (Part 3)

Not in “Pulp Fiction”
But he starred in that one film “Top Gun”
And “Vanilla Sky”
We watch and we're... laughing, joking, laughing

South Park said he’s weird
His religion Matt Stone jeered
Aliens have bestowed
Powers that we all flow


More than actin’
More than actin’
More than actin’
More than actin’
More than actin’
More… than… actin’
More… than… actin’
More….. than…… actin’
More…….... than………….. actin’ weird

Mind has decayed

Movies reek
Movies reek
Movies reek
Movies reek

Through them sleeping
Tom is creepy
He thinks he’s good
He’s bad…
He stinks…
He’s loony

(End in a sad, sappy remix of the Mission Impossible Theme)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
And he aint no Charlton Heston either.
Agrimorfee - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Welll.....hate to say it, but ....I know this is one of the hardest bands in the world to parody...and you know I luv ya man...but there was just no "oomph" to this. The first stanza did not pace well, for starters. And I was expecting much more bite and expansiveness on the subject: why not pan also Top Gun, Days Of Thunder, Cocktail, etc? "Laughing, joking, laughing..." while appropriate, still could have been changed. You missed a great opportunity to cover Risky Business with the "in his underwear" line. Matty, I think you should go back to the drawing board and give it a second submission. Sorry, you know that I'm an honest judge, and here is no exception. Peace out.
Agrimorfee - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
BTW, 444...I'm harsh but fair, I think. :)
Matthias - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, I agree that this one isn't my best.... I've been out of it parody-wise lately (As you can tell by how many times I had to post "Love Does Cost Something") Hopefully I'll get out of this funk in the near future, hopefully...

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