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Song Parodies -> "Site for Clamped Thighs"
Original Song Title:
"Sight for Sore Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
M People
Parody Song Title:
"Site for Clamped Thighs"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
Another parody inspired by meeting people/find true love, free, website Love @ Lycos (L@L) ......by way of explanation "uked" is the nickname of profile
ukeditor - a page set up by Lycos administration who seldom replies to
message/guestbook comments etc.
ukeditor - a page set up by Lycos administration who seldom replies to
message/guestbook comments etc.
L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x 4
Oh No x 4
Which ever profile, they make us pay
Some ad pop up - in my way
My mouse is achinÕ - my eyes are tired
My mails bunged up - yÕknow my guest books fried
And then "uked." comes from his tomb
Links flop - Pop Ups Drop - Zoom Zoom Zoom!
Vision of Love? Half-penny shove!
I feel imprisoned like that poor White Dove
because...
(chorus)
Lycos - a Site where Rats fly
And as well as that
Have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!
So radical? It takes the mick
He never replies - heÕs such a brick (polite eh? lol)
When "uked." - comes into sight
I dont know why his pen is screwed so tight
Needs energy! Talk to a sock
No way for me - its him I block!
Dont need no wings, to make me fly
I just need to be free baby, from loves demise
because....
(chorus)
Lycos - a Site for Clamped Thighs
And as well as that
Have you seen my mouse mat?
Its coming alive!
Lycos - a site for Damp Flies
And as well as that
have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!
L@L - L@L Its caused loves demise! x 4
Disguises maybe x 4
Lycos - a site for Square Eyes
And as well as that
have you laughed yet or spat?
Dead or Alive!?
L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x 8
Oh No x 4
Which ever profile, they make us pay
Some ad pop up - in my way
My mouse is achinÕ - my eyes are tired
My mails bunged up - yÕknow my guest books fried
And then "uked." comes from his tomb
Links flop - Pop Ups Drop - Zoom Zoom Zoom!
Vision of Love? Half-penny shove!
I feel imprisoned like that poor White Dove
because...
(chorus)
Lycos - a Site where Rats fly
And as well as that
Have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!
So radical? It takes the mick
He never replies - heÕs such a brick (polite eh? lol)
When "uked." - comes into sight
I dont know why his pen is screwed so tight
Needs energy! Talk to a sock
No way for me - its him I block!
Dont need no wings, to make me fly
I just need to be free baby, from loves demise
because....
(chorus)
Lycos - a Site for Clamped Thighs
And as well as that
Have you seen my mouse mat?
Its coming alive!
Lycos - a site for Damp Flies
And as well as that
have you tried Lycos chat?
You might not arrive!
L@L - L@L Its caused loves demise! x 4
Disguises maybe x 4
Lycos - a site for Square Eyes
And as well as that
have you laughed yet or spat?
Dead or Alive!?
L@L - L@L - Its caused my demise! x 8
©2003 lucidlupin leebeeSite name.
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No I hadn't seen it, but as a fellow Lycos user every word was meaningful and comical!! xx
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