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Song Parodies -> "Dr.Phil Should"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Dr.Phil Should"

Parody Written by:

Crazy-ass white boy

The Lyrics

That failed Philly is a second class dud
He looks just like Elmer Fudd
Not a one syndication to his name
Hated when they said he's good
That Phil McGraw he's really some thing
And I hear he's playin' Croquet
He's a nozy little snob, couldn't get a real job
Yeah, Phil McGraw is a pain

I really think Doctor Phil should
Stop bein' so completely uptight
I really think Doctor Phil should

Mops in the corner are less of a bore
On "Oprah" he should've stayed
Philly makes me tired, he should retire
That would just make my day
That's just what I always say, He shouldn't get pay
Ooh his voice, I dread the sound
He just thinks he's so neat
He oughta get beat
Philly's goin' down

I really think Doctor Phil should
Stop bein' so completely uptight
I really think Doctor Phil Should
He's gonna be your place to whine
He's got one thing I just can't stand
He's not what you'd call an average man
Not one thing that's easily understood
Is why they say that Doctor Phil's good

He is a ding-a-ling
He says he's really neat
movin' up to a "ha ha"
Doctor Phil's brain is like a hockey puck
Dumbest guy I ever saw
Two time loser he ain't got a use
He'll bug you really quick
Heard a rumor goin' round
Phil is a greyhound
He's gone to fetch a stick

I really think Doctor Phil Should
Stop being so completely uptight
I really think Doctor Phil should
He's gonna be your place to whine

He will lose his goal, just take his hand
Some people call him a miracle man
let him introduce introduce his guest real good
Yes I really think that Doctor Phil should
Tell me whatcha think

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Crazy-ass white boy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh shit, I didn't realize I put introduce in there two times in a row. Well, just ignore the second one. I hope you enjoy my parody.
Red Ant - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol. Yeah, I do not to like to watch Dr. Phil. I just cannot wait for the commentator known as Dr. Phil to see this one. ( there is a person here who goes by that name ).
2Eagle - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Don Rickles couldn't do better. 555
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd like to tug McGraw by the ear, and toss him out on it!
Crazy-ass white boy - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm really glad you all like it. This is just my first parody. I plan on making more, and I hope you all continue to enjoy and rate my parodies. Thank you, and cya later
dylan - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
ur dumb i give u 1-0-0

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