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Song Parodies -> "Quiznos Sub"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Part 1 (The Street)"

Original Performer:

Mortal Kombat 3

Parody Song Title:

"Quiznos Sub"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

(Quiz... nos... Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub

Quiznos, Quiznos, Quiznos Suuuh-ah-ah-ub
Quiznos Sub, Quiznos Sub, toasty Quiznos Suh-ub (Quiznos Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub

Mmm, mmm, toasty Quiznos Suuuh-ah-ah-ub
Quiznos Sub, Quiznos Sub, toasty Quiznos Suh-ub (Quiznos Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub

(Quiz... nos... Sub... Quiz... nos... Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub

Toasty, toasty Quiznos Suuuh-ah-ah-ub
Quiznos Sub, Quiznos Sub, toasty Quiznos Suh-ub (Quiznos Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, Quiznos Suuuh-ah-ah-ub
Quiznos Sub, Quiznos Sub, toasty Quiznos Suh-ub (Quiznos Sub)

Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub
Quiznos Suh-ub (Toasty!)
Quiznos Suh-ub

(Quiz... nos... Sub... Quiz... nos... Sub... Quiz... nos... Sub)
Mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm [Dan Forden shouting "Toasty!"]
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5
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Andria - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody isn't bad in terms of pacing, but it could be a little less repetitive. It's about one of my favorite sandwich places to boot, and I'll give it 4s straight across.
DJ Blaze - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Not very familiar with Quiznos Subs (I know they have a pepper bar thanks to that commercial with the deranged rodents), but this gets 555. Loved the "Toasty!" in this song!

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