Song Parodies -> "Bluff It"

Original Song Title:

"Touch It (Panzer version)"

Original Performer:

"Bluff It"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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(Dave)
High Ace and my friends all pout
I don't wanna show my belly now
Oh darnit, what did she pull out?
Wanna keep my clothes, can't lose this bout

Left shoe lost to a full house
The girl next to me just lost her blouse
Mandy, think you're cheating now
Lost my other shoe and socks, but how

(Mandy)
'Cause I really like to bluff it
and I really like to see all of you guys
Oooh, and I just know when to hold 'em
So you had best just give your clothes and not dress light

I have a great poker face see
So I can pull one on you
and I can sit watch and see
And I'm gon' play until your clothes are thrown
I'mma make all of you wish you wore all that you own
Ooh

So I sit here and I bluff it
Now it's time to take that hat off of your mind
Ooh, and don't get mad 'cause I like it
Now take off those shades and throw them straight behind

Winning, it feels so good to me
Make you all take stuff right off so that we all can see
And I'mma do it and your clothes you'll mourn
I'mma make you wish that you were never born
Ooh

So you're slippin' off your watch next
That is cheap but it won't bother me tonight
Ooh, 'cause by the break of the morning
All of you will be hot pics on my website

Win each hand and make y'all get cranky
I'm seeing more and more
Some of your friends are quite lanky
Ooh

So I sit here and I bluff it
You're just gonna have to tough it out-that' right
Oooh, Now take your shirt off, I like it
So you've got an undershirt that fits real tight

You know you're gonna lose it
but for now you can just sit there mope and gripe
Oooh, but we're gonna get down to it
Gonna see if you live up to all your hype

(Dave)
Think I wanna quit this now
I don't wanna show what I'm all about
Oh Lordy, could you help somehow?
Damn I lost again, I guess my chest is out

My friends have all stripped down
Dignity's dead, need just one more ounce
Hey Mandy give me a break now?
Why'd you want to see me anyhow?

(Mandy)
'Cause I really want to see it
Do you wear boxers or are you in tighty-whites
Oooh, and now it's time that you lose it
Lose the shorts and pass them over to the right

One hand
Honey
Lovely
Sonny
Show Me
Baby, yeah

Now it's time that you drop it

I think that I've just won it
Time for you to lose the boxers oh that's right
Ooh, and damn we just lost our electric
So it looks like you are safe for one more night

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Matthias - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment

I would have loved to see you do "Muppet" to this original song since this was very much like "Every Sunday", but oh well... I don't know the original song so I'll be back someday and listen along when you put this into a competition...

Below Average Dave - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Matthias, I hate the muppets. . .you know that, we can talk about the differences between a drunk poker player who loses his clothes VS a woman who is obsessed with wanting to see me and my friends naked through a poker match at another time, but thank you.

Matthias - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Yeah are about losing your clothes at strip poker... Very similar, The Muppets would have been new and original (And I can't understand how you hate The Muppets, they're classic!)

Below Average Dave - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment

They are classic. . .ha. . .you know nothing personal--but I find them annoying, and dry. . .that's just me. there are things I can write about that I don't get into personally--but they are things I can appreciate--Me writing a whole parody dedicated to muppets. . .that'd be like me writing a whole parody about loving coca-cola--it's just not something I"m into. . .and we've already talked on phone on the differences and we came to an understanding, but surely you don't expect every parody to be 900% different from my others, they have a common thread, I'm 50% nudist. . .well not really, but it's fun to write about because I consider myself terribly unattractive--much less naked--which in my eyes is funny:) Every Sunday is a drunken bore who is really bad at poker, this is about a sexual overt individual who wants to see a horribly unattractive man (me) naked. . .

Mark Scotti - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Full Monty lost on three fives... Funny one, Dave.

MadameNorCAL - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment

. . . Sir, there's truly nothing like a "Cigar Chompin' . . . Poker Playin' . . . . Spur Wearin' . . . 2-Step Prancin' . . . Rifle Totin' Cowboy de NorCAL. . . . Yeah ! !

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