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Song Parodies -> "For You A Pill"
Original Song Title:
"For You I Will"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Monica
Parody Song Title:
"For You A Pill"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Are you tossing, turning at night?
Does your puffy skin look too white?
Got acne, or flatulating?
Too chubby, losing hair?
Nowadays there's just so much stuff
Advertising as best, call their bluff
We have the way to make it better
Making drugs that can help you
This is true
Come right here, 'cause there's a new pill for you
It will clear your nostrils for you
Your get-go will shock you--kaboom!
It will make you macho with strength
Everything you need
It will fix vision for your eyes
The greatest cure-all of all time
We promise you
For you this pill
It will cut arthritis pain
It melts cholesterol away
And your days will have much laughter
Plus your blood pressure backs down
And your constipation will move
And there's butt reduction for ya
It will make you a longer lover
And I will stress VERY long
You'll smell real good too, can't go wrong
There's been some side effects for few (there are some side effects)
Placebos and controls last June (yeah yeah)
Here's the things we do know, a list
Of warnings you should heed (shouldn't worry)
Don't worry, the run was all right (the run)
Passed the FDA tests on time
We promise you
For you this pill
For few this pill
Took some lives, about nine
For two, they still fight (oh, oh, oh)
Those two, still alive
For every fifth, it burned a hole
Into their head
And shrank their balls
Some lost sanity (lost their sanity!)
But all still breathing (whoa!!)
Some have lost their passion for food (now with malnutrition)
Vertigo, the shingles, and swoons
One got impetigo and cramps
We see to their needs (and how they bleed)
And that is when you applied
We had you sign waivers for all time
To research you (to research you)
On you, these pills, these pills, these pills!
So we have Dose 1 here for you
Give a go, swallow it soon
You're not Patient Zero, I think (please don't be a tyro!)
Results we can read (results that we need)
This will be so fun, give a try (yeah yeah)
Happens in our lab, all the time
We pay you too (we pay you too)
For you, this pill
Field Test Mark 2
For you, this pill...for you, this pill
Does your puffy skin look too white?
Got acne, or flatulating?
Too chubby, losing hair?
Nowadays there's just so much stuff
Advertising as best, call their bluff
We have the way to make it better
Making drugs that can help you
This is true
Come right here, 'cause there's a new pill for you
It will clear your nostrils for you
Your get-go will shock you--kaboom!
It will make you macho with strength
Everything you need
It will fix vision for your eyes
The greatest cure-all of all time
We promise you
For you this pill
It will cut arthritis pain
It melts cholesterol away
And your days will have much laughter
Plus your blood pressure backs down
And your constipation will move
And there's butt reduction for ya
It will make you a longer lover
And I will stress VERY long
You'll smell real good too, can't go wrong
There's been some side effects for few (there are some side effects)
Placebos and controls last June (yeah yeah)
Here's the things we do know, a list
Of warnings you should heed (shouldn't worry)
Don't worry, the run was all right (the run)
Passed the FDA tests on time
We promise you
For you this pill
For few this pill
Took some lives, about nine
For two, they still fight (oh, oh, oh)
Those two, still alive
For every fifth, it burned a hole
Into their head
And shrank their balls
Some lost sanity (lost their sanity!)
But all still breathing (whoa!!)
Some have lost their passion for food (now with malnutrition)
Vertigo, the shingles, and swoons
One got impetigo and cramps
We see to their needs (and how they bleed)
And that is when you applied
We had you sign waivers for all time
To research you (to research you)
On you, these pills, these pills, these pills!
So we have Dose 1 here for you
Give a go, swallow it soon
You're not Patient Zero, I think (please don't be a tyro!)
Results we can read (results that we need)
This will be so fun, give a try (yeah yeah)
Happens in our lab, all the time
We pay you too (we pay you too)
For you, this pill
Field Test Mark 2
For you, this pill...for you, this pill
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee.
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Looks like you and I both submitted parodies that had something to do with pills. Great job, and 5s.
Brilliant idea! I think you did better with this one than I did with my "Court Room Mayhem" and it's good to see you back in the Karaoke Revolutionized (It's a fun on-going project)
I liked the part about the side effects.
OS video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DjWjKRySnA
(ABC) Wow, you beat me to the punch about a cure-all pill that turns out to be bollocks by a few years, huh. And despite the sleepy OS, this was great stuff. 555 doctors recommend Gastol for all your medical needs!
(ABC) I used to love this OS when I was younger (still do, in all honesty). This was an awesome idea and perfect execution. So many good rhymes and jokes, and good usage of medical terms (I always like to use some interesting words in my parodies too). This is the only remedy I need to make my ails go away.
Very well done, I appreciate the research you put into ideas and lyrics for this parody. This was a great idea and you ran with it!
So many great lines in this, it's hard to pick my favorite! Pacing was good and even though I've never heard the OS before, it was easy to follow and didn't sag at the end. My only itsy, bitsy little fix that I would make would be to change the last line of the first verse and wait to use the phrase "a pill for you" until the chorus for maximum effect (but that's just nitpicking and I apologize). Excellent work!
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