Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "It's Off With You to Yom Kippur, I'll Just Zip My Zipper"

Original Song Title:

"Monica"

Original Performer:

Monica

Parody Song Title:

"It's Off With You to Yom Kippur, I'll Just Zip My Zipper"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Hayes

The Lyrics

A Thinly Disguised Parody Of Somebody You Might KnowHint-Former President
It's just one of those days
When I wanna be alone
Every Damn Reporter and
Senator wants me on the
Telephone.
Don't take it personal
One day I'll dump Hillary
And we can be all alone.

Lots of folks are saying
You are starting to look
Ugly and uncommonly fat
That I oughta go to prison
And sit a long while
Where Susan McDougal sat.


They're saying you don't
Look better than Paula Jones
I've told enough lies so I
Will have to say you
Aren't skin and bones.

I wanna take some time to
See things through
When I get out of office
I'll see lots of you.

You say you need a job
And I'm sure that you do
Just call up Vernon Jordan
And he'll take care of you.

I told you loose lips
Can sink a ship
You and Linda Tripp
Shouldn't have got
Joined at the hip.

I've never seen anybody
As aggrivating as Kenneth Starr
Can you believe he knows about
You and me and that big cigar?

Everytime I think we're safe
I find we're in a bigger mess
Would you believe they know
About that mess on your dress?

It's just a day that a hate you
Have to go through
When I'm out of office
I plan to see a lot of you.

I know your mother will hate me
She's never gonna understand
Because our secret is known
All over this land.

Don't take it personal
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Don't take it personal
Just one of those days
Yeah, don't take it personal.
Plan to see a lot of you.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/monica0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 916